Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[cooper barrett]

 

[260284]

Nahhhhhh, hardest part gonna be shaving my sack. Getting full sedation for an extra $200. Figured, dammit I’m worth it. Maybe one of these pansies on here has a how to video on sack shaving

Did mine while fully awake and my wife wanted to watch. After she carried triplets, how could I say no? One warning, don't over do it, do what the Dr says.

 

[brianf]

man, you really do have bad luck...gods about to jack it on your house

 

[Shooter McGavin]

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Taipei 101 does something similar. Used to be the worlds tallest building. For being in an Earthquake area that has Typhoons it's still pretty impressive.

 

[BG94591]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[Ramius]

 

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[Tater Salad]

 

[clcustom1911]

Basically me.

 

[Two36]

Basically me.

If you took a hot shower before you let dudes lick your snatch...this wouldn't be a problem.

 

[geek65]

My wife is racist.

Clean and Organized Pantry

The only explanation can be that the woke liberal looney is mentally ill.

 

[BG94591]

 

[TXAZ]

Did mine while fully awake and my wife wanted to watch. After she carried triplets, how could I say no? One warning, don't over do it, do what the Dr says.

Nahhhhhh, hardest part gonna be shaving my sack. Getting full sedation for an extra $200. Figured, dammit I’m worth it. Maybe one of these pansies on here has a how to video on sack shaving

It’s easy and no big deal. Save the $200 and have a couple shots of your favorite beverage beforehand.
Pro tip
***Buy 2 bags of frozen peas*** You’ll appreciate them after the anesthetic wears off.

 

[zeroz]

My wife is racist.

Clean and Organized Pantry

I knew I wasn't racist!

 

[Keepmvng]

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That first one needs to either wipe better or bleach.

 

[zeroz]

That first one needs to either wipe better or bleach.
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Wierdo. There are much better ones to zoom in on and .scrutinize

 

[geek65]

That first one needs to either wipe better or bleach.
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Normal people don't bleach their arsehole!

 

[Mike Casselton]

That first one needs to either wipe better or bleach.
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Chaffing...

 

[Steve_In_29]

 

[Steve_In_29]

 

[Douglas-001]

AMEN! A-FUCKING-MEN!!!

 

[EddieNFL]

I knew I wasn't racist!

It later dawned on me we have two pantries...so I guess I am racist as well. Shrug.

 

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[Keepmvng]

You are just a blue collar guy with
good credit

 

[Carlos Danger]

Guy saw me get out of my Ram Longhorn the other day and said "man, you must have some money". I told him "there's plenty of people on welfare our there driving Audi's and Mercedes.

 

[Cowpokey]

Guy saw me get out of my Ram Longhorn the other day and said "man, you must have some money". I told him "there's plenty of people on welfare our there driving Audi's and Mercedes.

Sad and true.

Rules:

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[W54/XM-388]

Those are all from a site called

archive

www.oglaf.com

Well worth the read sometime.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[akmike47]

Some of y'all get on your knees and beg for this.

 

[Ironman1959]

I don't know where it is. I saw it on one of those "It's not my job" memes.

Apparently it's not unheard of to find skeletons with pipes in or on them.

Comes from directional drilling ... Shit happens....

 

[diggler1833]

 

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[diggler1833]

 

[diggler1833]

 

[diggler1833]

 

[Soulezoo]

When it's titrated properly, it's quite effective. I had it for my colonoscopy as well. It's all they needed. But it's also used in the "general anesthesia" triad for the actual anesthesia portion. It's usually some Fentynal derivative for the Analgesia portion and Iso-Florane gas for the amnesia.

The first time I got it, the nurse missed my vein for the IV. I'm on the table saying hi everyone! Dr says I got two grains... I should be out. Then notice IV not right. 2nd try, 2 more grains and good to go. I went home and slept for 12 hours. Best sleep of my life.

 

[Porksboy]

 

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[Porksboy]

Stabby, Stabby!