Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Both of them did, thank you for asking.
Now, please get back to work and keep paying those taxes.
I have a new pick up truck all picked out.
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Now you can get those wagyu steaks.

 

[1588]

Evil Roy Slade

 

[Snipe260]

I sort of touched on that actually, but you don't read well.

That would hurt children, so no.

Damn your still using that checklist

Straw man argument

Now call me a lefty, even though I'm probably way more conservative than you.

 

[7.62willdo]

I normally just dangle my wiener in the water

The worm would be easier for the fish to see

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

It's like hanging out with Dirty D

"Lets go back to my fuck shack and you can put it in my butt"- Dirty D

You said you put it in but I still couldn’t feel anything

 

[akmike47]

You said you put it in but I still couldn’t feel anything

That's because you have a cavernous asshole.

 

[akmike47]

The worm would be easier for the fish to see

Only because the waters cold...

 

[coldboremiracle]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Harley-Davidson Sportster's are good starter bikes.











For girls.

 

[Pbgt]

must be "dry" from the factory, no oil spill....

 

[kd185]

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Harley-Davidson Sportster's are good starter bikes.











For girls.

that must be the rare thumper panhead before dot outlawed them for enviromental oil leakage disasters?

 

[168BTHPM]

The house is on fire and you can only save two.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TXAZ]

Well, the Duke Boys did it.

Driver must be a yankee.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TXAZ]

10 mm?

 

[TXAZ]

The house is on fire and you can only save two.

Mickey D’s for the WIN!

 

[TXAZ]

Maybe some alcohol involvement?
Certainly a story we’d like to hear…

 

[lash]

.

That’s all that a 1/4” drive 10mm socket is good for…

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Marine ?

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

The house is on fire and you can only save two.

I know which two I would WANT to save. But I fear my morals may take over and make me do something different.

 

[lash]

I know which two I would WANT to save. But I fear my morals may take over and make me do something different.

So, the Big Mac and fries then.

 

[Ronws]

All this talk of tough guys kicking ass is annoying to us tough guys who can kick ass.

I could not resist the chance to be cheeky. Someone twist my arm and make me share my certificate of upgrade to complete asshole.

 

[Major Wader]

So, the Big Mac and fries then.

Actually, I won't eat McDonalds, so I guess I'll be somewhere else.

A lot of vile people in that meme.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Dirty D]

That's because you have a cavernous asshole. View attachment 8110154

It has nothing to do with the fact that your last name is Oxlittle.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Both of them did, thank you for asking.
Now, please get back to work and keep paying those taxes.
I have a new pick up truck all picked out.
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James Dean?

 

[Porksboy]

Found a chunk of aluminum engine casting flash in a thermostat once. Car had less than 1000 miles on it. Came in for no heat.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

James Dean?

Definitely a good picture of old JD

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Early picture of the Beatles before they started "Smoking The Marijuana" and "Taking The LSD".
Don't do drugs kids it'll turn into long-haired hippies.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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Early picture of the Beatles before they started "Smoking The Marijuana" and "Taking The LSD".
Don't do drugs kids it'll turn into long-haired hippies.

Didn't Squiggy marry that oriental girl named Ono just before writing We Are The World?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[nesikabay]

i-would-run-too

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Didn't Squiggy marry that oriental girl named Ono just before writing We Are The World?

Another good reason to not do the marijuana.
You may develop a tendency towards marrying an annoying women.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Thereaper1313]

 

[akmike47]

It has nothing to do with the fact that your last name is Oxlittle.

It’s Oxcold

 

[Ronws]

It’s Oxcold

Mine is Cocktostone. (Got that Chevy Chase in "Fletch.")

 

[cas6969]

Damn, I breakaway to do some online banking and see if my Social Security check has been deposited and all hell breaks loose.

Someone saw a photoshopped penis and they're very upset.


(and his shoes fell off)

 

[TCreedmoor]

Didn't Squiggy marry that oriental girl named Ono just before writing We Are The World?

You are correct. And they had one son, named Bono.

 

[TCreedmoor]

Mine is Cocktostone. (Got that Chevy Chase in "Fletch.")

 

[nockhunter]