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Rubbing alcohol for outside wounds, drinking alcohol for inside wounds.
If there is anything those movies showed us is to not be nosy. Dora is about to find out.
Walk like an Egyptian....
Walk like an Egyptian....
Yeah... I know that's NOT an Egyptian pyramid.
Confused my young padawan?
She's got camel legs to go along with her camel toe.
Never heard of it. I'll look it up. You mean "Arrival"?You never saw the movie "Arrived"?
But I DO appreciate you referring to me as young.
That hasn't happened in a few decades! LOL
You are probably right.Never heard of it. I'll look it up. You mean "Arrival"?
Did the Babylon Bee change their logo?
I would low crawl naked through broken glass just to …..you get the idea….
Next week "an arsenal" will be two toenail clippers and some little kid scissors, with a box of "bullet shaped crayons" that looked dangerous.
There's no telling what kind of info they could get outta my cat!If LE is going to get "excited" over 2 handguns and 750 rounds of ammo.... so excited that they try to coerce the parrot into "confessing," then we are all in deep schiznit!
She looks just like her mom, from the waist down.
I have 40 acres when you are done there.
Brunette. +1old hag vote off
40 SOMETHING VOTE OFF BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?
THEN WE CAN COMPARE TO THE CELLULITE THIGH GIRL.
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Brunette. +1
What's wrong with tits that hit the floor?After age 40, if they aren't raging psychos who look like land whales, with tits that hit the floor when the bra comes off, you are doing well.
99% of single women over 40, are single for MANY reasons.....avoid, avoid, avoid! A 32 year old fatty is a much better choice than a hot 40 or 50ish yr old woman. Actually, any single woman over 40 is garbage!After age 40, if they aren't raging psychos who look like land whales, with tits that hit the floor when the bra comes off, you are doing well.