Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I was today years old when I learned I have a major thing for hot girls in swimming suits wearing combat boots with legit Vibram soles on them! HahaThat's some dumb "ice plunge" shit my woman would do. [Side note, she looks like the one picturedand yes I've done ice plunge shit because of that fact... because pussy, ass, and perfect titties, and a good meal make a man do stupid shit
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That looks like an eventual fatality. Yipes!
I hope it was a case of FAFO and not something more innocent. Christ ow ow ow.
Still can’t understand why hotdogs are packaged 10 to a pack, and hotdog buns, only 8
At least a couple always get eaten off the grill. Makes the math work better
Look at all them fat sows.
Soooo weee pig.....
Now, THOSE were the days.
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!”
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!”
Frank is posting signs in the employee lounge. The mods are going to be pissed.
Well, they do look like bumper cars.
Well, if you'd either drive the speed limit or get the fuck out of the way, we wouldn't be sitting at this red light you stupid c....
