Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[brianf]

Yup. Supposedly, the the item in most hotel and other rooms with the most germs on it (and needs the most sanitizing).... is the TV Remote!

my uncle use to manage a hotel

Bring a few ziplocks..one for the remote

And never touch the bed spread/topper. They are rarely washed

Of course there are more but those 2 are primary

 

[MadDuner]

These signs are actually quite common down here....

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We got signs kinda like that….

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[lariat]

We got signs kinda like that….

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That’s a new sign - wood is fresh. Is this part of Biden holding the line on the border? Our country has to have warning labels it’s so secure…damn.

 

[powerspc]

These signs are actually quite common down here....

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[cas6969]

 

[XP1K]

We got signs kinda like that….

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Where is that ?

 

[Jefe's Dope]

BTDT. It's the CBP checkpoint when you are diving (or touring) on the St. Lawrence River from Canada to the US side. If the Canadian charter boat is going to cross over to the NY side of the St. Lawrence, they have to land on that white strip you see and allow the CBP officers to check everyone on the boat. You have to show the officer your passport and you have to take off your hat and sunglasses before the CBP officer approaches you. You cannot hide your identity. And it's all pre-arranged in advance by the tour company with CBP, every day you do it.

The charter boats have to travel a certain route from the Canadian side (usually Rockport) to get to Boldt Castle, lest the CBP people on patrol in the speed boats think they're trying to sneak into the Country. They will get stopped. After the boat is cleared, they have a specific route they take away from the dock/platform and on to the NY side of the river. There is also a specific route that must be taken to get back into Canada. The Canadian Customs do not patrol the river in speed boats, though. I never saw any on the river anyway. I saw tons of US CBP speed boats. I'm pretty sure the CBP people know the standard charter boats that are always out there, crossing like that. And there is no equivalent structure for checking passports for entering Canada on the river. The boat operator simply calls it in on a cell phone.

I've been many times. Last time was in 2013. I imagine they're either done or very close to being done with the restorations by now. I remember the first time going in the early 80s and it was very dilapidated.

 

[MadDuner]

Where is that ?

Right off I-8 between Gila Bend and Casa Grande.

 

[impactaddict]

Which one of you is it?

 

[Threadcutter308]

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.......

 

[Dirty D]

 

[ubettcha]

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There is no I however there is a Me in there

 

[mikeshaw2]

Right off I-8 between Gila Bend and Casa Grande.

Ooh Gila Bend... Speed trap area!

Course when you're doing 120mph like a friend of a friend was doing on his 'Busa, they pay attention to you. Dood was one of those 'take the helmet off. Take the gloves off. Eff around in the tank bag' at the gas-n-go gas stop types so my buddy and I left him to eff around taking his sweet time.

Hauls ass up to me, flips me off, then hammers on the throttle again.

Right behind him was a cop car.

He got a reckless with speed ticket for that 120 which means he was likely going faster at one point

M

 

[clcustom1911]

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Oh my. I need to shop for my woman.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[someguy12341]

Happy birthday, Devil Dogs. You don't look a day over 247.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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Just like annoying ads in the middle of Youtube videos as well...

Fuck it, they can run as many ads as they want. Just do NOT fucking interfere with my episodes of Jumong. LOL.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

 

[168BTHPM]

@clcustom1911

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[PatMiles]

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Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around!

 

[Threadcutter308]

https://www.kbctools.ca/ecomm_images/items/large/1-925-15430.jpg

 

[cooper barrett]

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Momma and daughter

they cost you the downstroke on a condo too?

 

[MrSmith]

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Friday, about 3pm. Don't even have to check my watch.

Call accounting first to find out just what it's still worth (including insurance).

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[cooper barrett]

She got dem stripper shoes on!

And a tail

 

[Soulezoo]

Some serious stabby for @clcustom1911

Sounds like my ex wife on the toilet after Taco Bell.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Imagine one of those hitting your windshield at 70 mph.

 

[brianf]

Oh my. I need to shop for my woman.

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I always buy stuff..lol

Make sure they think they look good in it

If shes a little soft not many skinny straps

Stretch marks from kids, higher waist

Once you get them on board the sky’s the limit.

 

[Soulezoo]

These signs are actually quite common down here....

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Saw that outside of Alice Springs before

 

[143lrsd]

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Happy birthday, Devil Dogs. You don't look a day over 247.

 

[RPN]

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I was on a meeting once when the boss started spouting about the being no I in team. I was contemplating a job offer at the time and had had enough of his bullshit so I said you're right, but there is a u in cunt. The room went silent. I stood up and headed off to the pay office and started the new job the next day.

 

[EddieNFL]

I was on a meeting once when the boss started spouting about the being no I in team. I was contemplating a job offer at the time and had had enough of his bullshit so I said you're right, but there is a u in cunt. The room went silent. I stood up and headed off to the pay office and started the new job the next day.

Also an M and E.

 

[hankpac]

One evening just outside the A Shau valley, my platoon set up for the night. It was early evening, almost dusk. We made a cold camp since we had been in contact of had seen NVA all day. No food, no hootches, and no holes, just scrape a depression in the ground.
As I lay there listening to the sounds of the forest around us waiting for NVA to come into our ambush, I heard a buzzing noise. It got louder and louder. The buzzing was accompanied by the occasional crack as whatever was flying toward us ran into saplings and branches. Eventually it buzzed past me, a huge beetle with orange wings and iridescent blue/black carapaces. It had to be 4” across!
I looked over at the team RTO, he whispered, “Gook Air Support”.

 

[kl3309]

Make sure they think they look good in it

If shes a little soft not many skinny straps

Stretch marks from kids, higher waist

Yup

 

[Aftermath]

I was on a meeting once when the boss started spouting about the being no I in team. I was contemplating a job offer at the time and had had enough of his bullshit so I said you're right, but there is a u in cunt. The room went silent. I stood up and headed off to the pay office and started the new job the next day.

The other one that was pointed out to me once...If you are on a TEAM, you can EAT MATE MEAT almost any time.

 

[Barneybdb]

Saw that outside of Alice Springs before

Near the "Golf Balls"???

 

[Dirty D]

There is no I however there is a Me in there

I bet you’re a blast at parties

 

[Soulezoo]

Near the "Golf Balls"???

Has nothing to do with the golf course there, which was very nice BTW, but you knew that.

 

[Barneybdb]

Has nothing to do with the golf course there, which was very nice BTW, but you knew that.

Woomera and Exmouth were other sites...

 

[cas6969]

 

[clcustom1911]

Do you even DIY Venetian plaster, broski?

My shoulders and triceps are smoked LOL burnishing that layer is a hustle in this dry AZ
environment.

 

[cas6969]

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Such crap filling my head.



(Shame about them, they had some funny stuff, and then they went woke)

 

[Barneybdb]