Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Garvey]

If the fine was double and the locals would get most of the fine money it would stop. $200 isn't that much, but $400 and most of that going to the local .gov and this would stop fast.

And put more effort onto enforcing left lane campers than speeders. I'd bet my lunch money, the number of car wrecks on the highway would be reduced.

I sit back and watch a whole lot of other dumbasses sit side by side. And I say "no matter how many lanes they give you, you're still going to fuck it up".

 

[Garvey]

So they pull you over for speeding.....and they pull you over for going the speed limit....cant fucking win.

You know damn well if he bumped his speed up 15mph another cop would've pulled him over for speeding.

Dude should've asked " so how much faster over the speed limit should I have been driving to be in the left lane?"

You're a left lane campers aren't you?

You're hiding enemies of the state under your floorboards, aren't you?

 

[Bandit320]

So they pull you over for speeding.....and they pull you over for going the speed limit....cant fucking win.

You know damn well if he bumped his speed up 15mph another cop would've pulled him over for speeding.

Dude should've asked " so how much faster over the speed limit should I have been driving to be in the left lane?"

If the left lane was the fast lane then that question might be valid. Since by law it is a “Passing Lane” that would be a stupid question.

Are you one of the rolling road block crowd?

 

[Garvey]

If I'm going the speed limit, why are you traveling faster than me and have a need to pass?

Don't get me wrong, I actually don't agree with left lane camping...you should move the fuck over.

I'm calling out the fact that it's becoming impossible to drive without breaking some type of law

The more important question is, why is the speed limit set so low that its creating traffic jams and forcing people to pass you?

We both know the answer to that one.

It's so when you do go to pass that guy, and you're doing 70 in a 55 to overtake him, the cops can pull you over for that too.

Because you don't have your cruise control set. You're not traveling the speed limit. You're traveling 10 under to 10 over, and I'm tired of your shit.

I want around you so I can set my cruise control again.

It's not anyone else's concern how much another person is going over the speed limit. And for what reason.

If you are getting passed on the right, you are the problem.

 

[Garvey]

I had an idea years ago.

Some of us need this authority.

Left lane campers get full auto paintball fire. Paint issued by the state. And when a Law Enforcement officer sees a right sided painted up car, they pull them over and give them a ticket for being a dumbass.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

If I'm going the speed limit, why are you traveling faster than me and have a need to pass?

Don't get me wrong, I actually don't agree with left lane camping...you should move the fuck over.

I'm calling out the fact that it's becoming impossible to drive without breaking some type of law

The more important question is, why is the speed limit set so low that its creating traffic jams and forcing people to pass you?

We both know the answer to that one.

It's so when you do go to pass that guy, and you're doing 70 in a 55 to overtake him, the cops can pull you over for that too.

Fuck in Texas, where I am at, it's 75 mph. People park there and the signs are everywhere telling them to move over. We even have signs telling people to follow the directions of other signs.

 

[Winningdog]

Fuck in Texas, where I am at, it's 75 mph. People park there and the signs are everywhere telling them to move over. We even have signs telling people to follow the directions of other signs.

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Well that's to be expected as half the people on the roads in Texas can't read, write or speak English.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Well that's to be expected as half the people on the roads in Texas can't read, write or speak English.

Most are in pickup trucks and white.

 

[Garvey]

I-10, between San Antonio and Ft.Stockton, I am a right lane guy. 85 mph speed limit.

That kills my fuel mileage, so 75 mph in the right lane is just fine.

 

[someguy12341]

Wait Wuht...
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OK; I'm confused... Who's this and what did he do?

 

[Winningdog]

Most are in pickup trucks and white.

Ya I saw that on the news, Miguel Ortiz Montoya was accused of a crime and they say he is white.

 

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[JimTN]

I call the "campers" Left Lane Larry or Lisa, and it's widespread in TN as well.

 

[Soulezoo]

I call the "campers" Left Lane Larry or Lisa, and it's widespread in TN as well.

It's all over the world. But in Thailand, what does a 4 ton elephant do in the fast lane? Any speed he wants.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

So, how is the food?

This is what I want to know as well. I’ve lived in Denver for a while and still haven’t been to Casa Bonita exactly because everyone said it was like eating plastic

Food was decent. Six of us, plus a one year old, went. Four of us got the enchiladas and my wife got the Beef Suadero and our friend got the Taco Salad. I got a mix of green and red chile, Christmas option, and preferred the red but both were good. All of us liked the enchiladas. My SIL is Mexican and he approved. My wife said the Beef Saudero was very good. And our friend liked her Taco Salad. My only complaint was you got your food in line, just like the old days, but had to wait for your drinks after you were seated and your waitress took your drink order. Three margaritas were ordered and all three had too much tequila and two were sent back and replaced with beer. That could be seen as a positive by some. Overall it was the same as old but in much better condition. It was fun and everyone there seemed to be having a good time. It wasn't too busy. Busy enough it didn't feel like a ghost town but not so busy you couldn't enjoy the amenities. We were able to get right next to the pool for the cliff diving performance. But two divers only did three total dives. Not three each, three total. Black Bart's cave was as good as I remembered. The wishing well is still there but with a different "genie" in the well. There were metal detectors and private security. My buddy and I had to go back to his Jeep to take our CCW pistols off in order to enter. There was not armed security indoors once you entered. There was basically no South Park stuff anywhere except for a Cartman doll you could take your picture with and some sort of "gorilla" walking around that I'm told is a SP character. No SP merch in the mercantile either.

Edit: The sopaipillas were great. I liked them a lot.

 

[jmp1]

Most are in pickup trucks and white.

That doesn't mean they can read or write.....in any language

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Keith E.]

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Right frame, "Prepare for Slingshot".

Keith

 

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[doubloon]

Fuck in Texas, where I am at, it's 75 mph. People park there and the signs are everywhere

Houston-ish rush hour traffic you often make better time in the right lane

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Keith E.]

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Starship Bloopers.

Keith

 

[168BTHPM]

My guess is, this is @clcustom1911 on a first date.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Pharmseller]

Giraffe

 

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[Broncovan]

My guess is, this is @clcustom1911 on a first date.

My question is, what's does the girl in front of that butthole look like?

@clcustom1911 ? Any pics?

 

[Darryle]

Fuck in Texas, where I am at, it's 75 mph. People park there and the signs are everywhere telling them to move over. We even have signs telling people to follow the directions of other signs.

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This, today guy was driving in the middle lane at less than posted speed, it's a hazard. Also, flow of traffic is a consideration. You can obey the posted speed, on the F'n shoulder or service road, if your ass is in the main lanes of traffic, keep the fuck up or GTFO because you are a safety hazard. In the morning on the way to work, I drive the posted speed in the far right lane and let those in a hurry to get to work have the other 2 lanes, but at 4am, there isn't many. In the afternoon or evening, my ass is keeping up with the flow.

 

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[Darryle]

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Save the Naugahyde!

 

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[TripleBull]

This is what I want to know as well. I’ve lived in Denver for a while and still haven’t been to Casa Bonita exactly because everyone said it was like eating plastic

So long ago that I can't remember even the decade, my ex and I went there. I did like quintuple margarita duty and it was an entertaining night.

Some ex-wives, particularly before the "ex" is added, require quintuple margarita duty. Not an option.

 

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[nesikabay]

Last night.

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Been the several times. First was around 1980 . I remember the cliff divers and magic shows. We use to bounce around the cave also

 

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[TripleBull]

I totally agree. As you know, I spend a bit of time on the interstate around here and it’s quite obvious that many of these are asshole that have issues and are using this as a control freak thing. Because, if you try to pass at a reasonable slow rate, they will 98% of the time speed up to prevent you so that they can then block you again.

The exception are those few I see that are going the speed limit in the left lane or slower and if you look at them as you pass, you see them gripping the steering wheel as if they are terrified and are afraid to do anything other than move forward. The reason they don’t use the right lane is that they are afraid of merging traffic. These people are dangerous in a different way, because in a tight situation, they will react badly.

The front range is full of shit-driving transplant assholes. I'll spare you the story of the one I just dealt with - you all have seen these half-wits in action. Makes me wish this was bumper cars.

 

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[nesikabay]

Last night.

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On Colfax if I remember

 

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