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When I was 11, me and Kenny Karulus and my brother and a girl whose name escapes me, and a couple other kids, walked out into the desert behind the NCO housing at Edwards AFB. About a half mile into it, we ran into a 5 ft Diamond Back. Wailing at it with sticks and rocks we killed that thing right there.
We promptly decided to take it home and cut off the rattles. I mean you can’t just leave a treasure like that out there.
We all took turns dragging it home. We came to the first houses near the gate, and the girl’s mom looked out and saw us. She hollered at the girl and called her in. As we made our way to our house one by one, the kids parents were waiting for us, and called that kid home. My mom was waiting at the foot of the driveway. Tapping her foot, arms crossed, wearing one of those house-dresses women/moms wore back then (1959 or so). She looked pissed.
She told us (me and Vic), that she’d gotten 5 or 6 calls about the snake, and thought it sounded like a dragon or something. “Get your butts on the house!”
I remember her picking it up and looking at it full length, as we dutifully trooped into the house. Later I looked in the trash can and never saw the snake.
That weekend we had tacos. A little chewy. Mom is/was a full blood Yaqui Indian.
Isn’t that taking the rat rod concept a bit too far?
More like a communist that hasn't received total power.... Yet
But was the person blocking his driveway charged for illegally trying to detain him?Saw this a few years ago. It went to court and the farmer walked.
Mike
So you are saying that you are a whore. That’s not a career for you because you would never make more than pocket change.Not much scares me but, I'm not going there unless financially compensated.
I don't know. I just saw the news story where they interviewed the farmer after the court proceedings.But was the person blocking his driveway charged for illegally trying to detain him?
Thought I may get a response to this, maybe he has me on ignore???
I spank, not get spanked, butPeople pay you to slap your ass?
It’s never too far as long as it goes, turns, and stops.Isn’t that taking the rat rod concept a bit too far?
I know it’s just a joke but this is what ruining America.
Well if you are going to be giving up secrets so will I. @Dirty D has two Grindr user ID's, his submissive account is Bull_Gerbil, his dominant account is Bull_Dozer. At the Flying J truck stop they just call him Sleeper Cab Bob.
That's actually where the term "Socialism" was coined. It's an interim state of communism of public/private cooperation before the state seizes the means of production.More like a communist that hasn't received total power.... Yet
Yes? did somebody call me?
Would that be mom then? Regardless, hit that shit.