Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[MadDuner]

People Eating Tasty Animals: Clowns!!

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Oh man!
We all better stop eating meat then....
because some fucking Vegans said we won't be able to get it up any more if we don't!

And it's hilarious that they are targeting gay men with their ad to really drive the vegan thing home to their target audience.
Apparently the meat eating heteros aren't having an issue.

 

[91Eunozs]

So what you’re saying is, you always wanted to bang your best friend’s wife?

Full disclosure: Betty was hotter than Wilma. MaryAnn over Ginger too.

truth

But damn, if a hot redhead doesn’t just flip my switch. Black hair and blue eyes is my kryptonite, but a hot ginger just flat works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

 

[kindabitey]

I don't recall all of the details, but was told once there was an Irish or Scottish saying in regards to how may nights you spent with a redhead and a certain amount of days/ years of bad luck.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[cas6969]

Says the guy who has never had a quality prostate exam.

Not from a doctor anyway.



I made someone literally choke and spit out their drink at work one day. Walked up on a conversation people were having, apparently one of them was going home after work to start their colonoscopy prep. One of them asked if I'd ever had a colonoscopy and I replied "You know, not professionally...." (spew)

 

[The D]

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You’re & you. C’mon, don’t be lazy

 

[sunburned]

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I Mountain Dew

 

[rduckwor]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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She is the beginning.
Looked is the middle.
It ended with him.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[clcustom1911]

Time to spread the Gospel via slap tags

 

[Necessary 3vil]

 

[RushT]

Time to spend the Gospel via slap tags

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[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[gunjunkie45]

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A coworker is getting divorced over this. His wife bought 2 Great Danes and relegated him to the couch.... She also has been in charge of the household books and has apparently not paid property taxes in 4 years. He still keeps bringing up the dogs.

 

[gunjunkie45]

A coworker is getting divorced over this. His wife bought 2 Great Danes and relegated him to the couch.... She also has been in charge of the household books and has apparently not paid property taxes in 4 years. He still keeps bringing up the dogs.

On the plus side he owns the house free and clear, kids are adults not living at home and he makes all the money. He's kicked her out for a month and was loving having the place to himself. He's optimistic he'll keep the house as his mother left it to him. Still, it was the dogs that bothered him the most.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[cas6969]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[CamW]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Actual footage of @clcustom1911 since his engagement.

 

[akmike47]

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Actual footage of @clcustom1911 since his engagement.

She hasn't allowed him on much that's for sure. I bet they have a joint FB account now too.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

 

[BG94591]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

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Actual footage of @clcustom1911 since his engagement.

Not unreasonable. The Polish Princess has special privileges

Rules


Slav squat is best squat.

 

[Faronth]

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B29 fire bombing raid on Tokyo. One of the most deadly of the war if not the deadliest. 100k plus plus....

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

B29 fire bombing raid on Tokyo. One of the most deadly of the war if not the deadliest. 100k plus plus....

The unrestricted firebombing caused more damage and casualties than either of the nukes.










We shoulda nuked N.Kor just to show the world we meant it. Would have been many more years of peace.

 

[clcustom1911]

Hey kids! Don't forget to mix your habanero hot sauce amd BBQ sauce on your chicken

35-40 minutes at 375⁰ and you're having a $5 dinner

 

[Faronth]

The unrestricted firebombing caused more damage and casualties than either of the nukes.










We shoulda nuked N.Kor just to show the world we meant it. Would have been many more years of peace.

You are correct.

MacArthur wanted to bomb the NK china boarder and create a radioactive "belt" to keep the chinese out.

 

[clcustom1911]

A coworker is getting divorced over this. His wife bought 2 Great Danes and relegated him to the couch.... She also has been in charge of the household books and has apparently not paid property taxes in 4 years. He still keeps bringing up the dogs.

And they're both allowed to vote. LoL fail.