Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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There's a joke in here somewhere ...
Blind man walks into a dyke bar.... sits down and says "I have a joke to tell. So this blonde walks into a bar...."
At that moment, a woman puts her hand on his shoulder and says... "Before you tell that joke, I need to say that I am a blond weightlifter. The bartender is a blonde with a black belt. The bouncer is blonde. Behind you is a blonde MMA fighter. And off to your left is a blonde Sheriff deputy."
Blind man says "Well, then guess I won't tell the goddamned joke."
The woman says "Guess you decided you didn't want to get your ass kicked?"
Blind man says "Hell no, I just didn't want to explain the joke 5 ttimes..."
Cheers,
Sirhr
At that moment, a woman puts her hand on his shoulder and says... "Before you tell that joke, I need to say that I am a blond weightlifter. The bartender is a blonde with a black belt. The bouncer is blonde. Behind you is a blonde MMA fighter. And off to your left is a blonde Sheriff deputy."
Blind man says "Well, then guess I won't tell the goddamned joke."
The woman says "Guess you decided you didn't want to get your ass kicked?"
Blind man says "Hell no, I just didn't want to explain the joke 5 ttimes..."
Cheers,
Sirhr
Very sad day today. A guy I know, after 7 years of medical school and training, has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training, and money. Even worse is the fact that he's still paying on his school loans. This just goes to show how one little mistake can ruin your life.
Thoughts for him and his family.
He really is a great person and a brilliant veterinarian.
Thoughts for him and his family.
He really is a great person and a brilliant veterinarian.
Unfortunately, not enough screaming for it to be a compound fracture. Too bad. I'm with you, she deserved it.
Hmm.....looks a lot like greater Seattle area. Bothell, Mill Creek or Everett area. Sounded Russian to me. There are a lot of them in the Everett area. Seahawks Russell Wilson jersey on the guy supports my guess as far as location. Chased one of them off @ 3:30 AM trying to steal my Yamaha T9.9 off my boat, parked in the driveway about 5 years ago. Cheeky bastards.
You know what they say...great minds think alike. Or maybe genius runs in streaks. There's probably a 1J04 joke in there somewhere though. Or some shit.
Yes it's Tom Hanks. He took a picture with the guy's cell phone who was passed out at the bar. I think it was last year.
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Wow,Terrible just terrible . zero tolerance in the workplace can be a little overboard at times with management . My mother told me once she was fired from a job she worked 12 years , Never a late day or sick leave in the whole time there over those years she dedicated herself to the job, but was caught on Sec. Vid. on her shift, taking a drink on the job . The sperm
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I did often wondered about Mom after her cofession of abrupt dismissal from that employment. She might have been a little slutty, I don't know ? . but in the eyes of every child there Mom is celestial . When i grew up and aged some, I think back on the time when I was 12 years old and I caught my dear Mom having sex . I would have never guessed what was going on, and saw the act just by accident . I remember it well because when I was tipping my Beer back, I just briefly happened to catch her naked reflection in the rear view mirror in the back seat .
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I went back to Post and edited that just for you ...sometimes times hate fucking auto spellcheck
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She just wants to go lay down in a coffin full of dirt from her homeland.
I was so hoping she'd get a partial lodged in her esophagus. There's still hope.
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I need to counter the image of Nancy
AND YOU DID THAT WELL, SIR
god bless america
Please no more pictures of Pelosi. I hope to be able to get an errection in the near future and she is anti Viagra.
