Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Not bad. I held out a little hope that he was going to mention the commonality of being prescribed psychotropic drug amongst school shooters and Vegas shooter. Big pharma is still licking the the third rail no matter how tall you are trying to stand in the debate.
This post it like a crossbreed with What's Your View II. The posts above made me do it.
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What I like about woodworking is that it's like life. Failure is part of the process. It's all a tanglefuck where little shit matters and you get to live with the consequences of your decisions and actions. The dimensionality can confuse you. That's why I've always been drawn to ballistics - the physics and physicality of it all. in light of all that bullshit, here's today's most tangled tanglefuck so far. I'm just getting started and expect much worse.
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What I like about woodworking is that it's like life. Failure is part of the process. It's all a tanglefuck where little shit matters and you get to live with the consequences of your decisions and actions. The dimensionality can confuse you. That's why I've always been drawn to ballistics - the physics and physicality of it all. in light of all that bullshit, here's today's most tangled tanglefuck so far. I'm just getting started and expect much worse.
Start drinkin' the cheap stuff......you don't need to lock it up
I lock myself inside when I'm feeling antisocial.
He has a forge.
I need a forge.
Why can't a normal guy have a forge?
I need a forge.
Why can't a normal guy have a forge?
If it's made out of stained glass as shown, wouldn't it be the South Pole Kaleidoscope?
Oh my god... you have never lived until you have seen an all-midget relay-race team trying to out-run a camel!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
John McNaughton painted this picture of President Trump and named it "Respect The Flag." The painter says, "I painted President Trump picking up a shredded and trampled flag off the football field. He holds a wet cloth in his right hand, as he attempts to clean it. I respect America. I respect the flag, the anthem, and the President; because he doesn’t back down to those who do not."
I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example…One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she said the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either…
For example…One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she said the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either…
Did he do a Steven Crowder style college campus talk? Is there video of this?
It's a Photoshopped meme based on the Crowder setup.
Right after I typed that I looked again at the photo and thought, wait a minute...he's too young this might be fake LOL. Thanks. It would be hilarious if he actually did this, those two could set up next to each other for maximum entertainment.
