Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[mikehotel]

Well get a better a job dipshit or learn to lie better.

I was making a joke bro...I pulled the pin at 60...19 years ago, and have been living on my investments since then. Sent my daughter to college, and the son is doing well, he will most likely retire with more then what I have which is the plan, the grandkids will be taken care of.

At this point in my life, the girls are pretty. ...I can't get a hard on because of prostate cancer, but I can look.

BTW, I'm looking forward to a guided Whitetail deer hunt in idaho in October where I'll be taking my son and son-in-law.

Later a pheasant hunt in SD, and then a fishing trip with some family out of Rockport Texas.

I wish you the best my friend.

mikehotel

 

[Jscb1b]

I was making a joke bro...I pulled the pin at 60...19 years ago, and have been living on my investments since then. Sent my daughter to college, and the son is doing well, he will most likely retire with more then what I have which is the plan, the grandkids will be taken care of.

At this point in my life, the girls are pretty. ...I can't get a hard on because of prostate cancer, but I can look.

BTW, I'm looking forward to a guided Whitetail deer hunt in idaho in October where I'll be taking my son and son-in-law.

Later a pheasant hunt in SD, and then a fishing trip with some family out of Rockport Texas.

I wish you the best my friend.

mikehotel

Did you get your tongue cut out? Eat that pussy like a fat kid eats cake!

 

[mikehotel]

Did you get your tongue cut out? Eat that pussy like a fat kid eats cake!

Hmmmm... got me thinking. I do like Ahi.

 

[timesublime]

Did you get your tongue cut out? Eat that pussy like a fat kid eats cake!

Eat the pussy like shrimp fried rice.

 

[lyman]

My Father hanging out with Broadway Joe. Now I know why my marriage never stood a chance.
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and you have brothers and sisters you never knew about

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I was making a joke bro...I pulled the pin at 60...19 years ago, and have been living on my investments since then. Sent my daughter to college, and the son is doing well, he will most likely retire with more then what I have which is the plan, the grandkids will be taken care of.

At this point in my life, the girls are pretty. ...I can't get a hard on because of prostate cancer, but I can look.

BTW, I'm looking forward to a guided Whitetail deer hunt in idaho in October where I'll be taking my son and son-in-law.

Later a pheasant hunt in SD, and then a fishing trip with some family out of Rockport Texas.

I wish you the best my friend.

mikehotel

TMI !!! Way to much. This is the Bear Pit. When you get poked you respond with... Your mom didn't complain or Eat shit and die or fuck off troll or many other retorts. But definitely definitely definitely do not dick measure, have a pissing contest or go into your ED problems.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[lash]

My first person sighting…

 

[lash]

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Required game for SH shitposters.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Required game for SH shitposters.

Yah but we don’t use the inflatables.

 

[Jscb1b]

TMI !!! Way to much. This is the Bear Pit. When you get poked you respond with... Your mom didn't complain or Eat shit and die or fuck off troll or many other retorts. But definitely definitely definitely do not dick measure, have a pissing contest or go into your ED problems.

It ain't a problem for him now!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

Is that a 747 headed toward those towers?

Looks like it is going to be a soft landing.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Expert684]

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If it’s the rear: shit flaps! Kinda like mud flaps!

 

[168BTHPM]

Carnival games have changed since I was a kid.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Ironman1959]

Where is this machine? I want it and that is not a joke.

Looks like a 3rd world country mix match fixer upper! Different color machine, mast and hydraulic cylds and no roll over cab at all. Then the vice grips holding the cables on batterys. Then the man operating it barefoot or slide on shoes!

 

[kc7pwx]

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The valley of death.

 

[doubloon]

Where is this machine? I want it and that is not a joke.

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[GBTX01]

Heavy lift 50k forklift

 

[eklarsen]

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Overburden

 

[doubloon]

But definitely definitely definitely do not dick measure, have a pissing contest

Totally.

If you do this someone will embarrass you by calling you nerds and tell you to shut the fuck up.

Or so I've heard.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Snipe260]

Eat the pussy like shrimp fried rice.

Cause it smells like shrimp. But you can leave the maggots out

 

[Snipe260]

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Trumps new detail

 

[diggler1833]

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I've always referred to that part as "walnut ass".

It is 'apple bottom jeans' fat, lazy, section 8 cousin. However there are apparently a few in here that prefer it.

 

[EddieNFL]

IT IS SUMMER SQUASH (SHUI GUA) SEASON!

Stir fried or in soups, they are too fuckin' awesome..

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Mike Islander]

Let me mansplain it for this dumb bitch. It's "I will win!", not we. Dude keeps his secret till morning and she has to marry him. His secret is his name.

 

[TCreedmoor]

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At least they're not wearing fall protection. If they were tethered to the railing and it flipped over, they'd drown.

 

[TCreedmoor]

Let me mansplain it for this dumb bitch. It's "I will win!", not we. Dude keeps his secret till morning and she has to marry him. His secret is his name.

So basically a Rumpelstiltskin opera?

 

[Bullfrog08]

Let me mansplain it for this dumb bitch. It's "I will win!", not we. Dude keeps his secret till morning and she has to marry him. His secret is his name.

Understanding that nonsense is not something to be proud of.

 

[Mike Islander]

Understanding that nonsense is not something to be proud of.

Yeah-huh!

 

[mi650]

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The food pyramid!

 

[cas6969]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Fx51LP308]

How could her parent(s) allow her to eat that much or directly feed her that much? I think the DCF needs to do something there.

 

[918v]

She’ll grow out of it.

 

[Duc]

Maybe wearing a PFD and having some tools with them would help....

At least they're not wearing fall protection. If they were tethered to the railing and it flipped over, they'd drown.

 

[22Hshots]

Orca lips.