It’s Lycra dumbass!Stop!!!! Trump is just a mortal man. Not a god. Nothing scares the spandex cult!!
“snaps fingers as I sashay away”
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It’s Lycra dumbass!Stop!!!! Trump is just a mortal man. Not a god. Nothing scares the spandex cult!!
I got my hand wrapped up in a wench and I didn’t get a helo ride for itThey get a thanks everytime. They pulled my brother out of the water twice and airlifted him when he got his hand wrapped up in a winch a 3rd time.
She’s gonna be sooo mad when she realizes I don’t have a soul left to steal! I don’t know if the 7 STDs she does get will be any consolation?
Yer all hot n bothered ain’t ya?…
Do you need bail money?
Stop it Barney, your mom can only make my 3 1/4” throbbing STD dispenser so hard!
So you won't tell if you wake up and your ass is covered in Vaseline and sore?
Want to go camping?
This wouldn't be Ivanka T, would it?