Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I had a total knee replacement last month which can be VERY painful for days afterwards. I was sent home with 20 5mg Oxycodone tablets ….period !! 😳
They didn’t even begin to dull the pain , much less give any relief. I asked the surgeons nurse why they lowball patients with pain meds when they know you’ll be hurting ??
Got the standard “ opioid crises” excuse. … I get it , but I’m 71 years old and never abuse drugs. Why the fuck do they even make them ??
Guess the drug reps aren’t greasing the doctors palms enough anymore ?

They did me the same way. Crashed my dirt bike. Broke 4 ribs, collapsed part of my lung, dislocated my shoulder, and had huge bruise on my leg. I was in massive pain, but would they give me enough morphine or anything else to help? Hell no! I was in a hospital room, and still they would not help. Complained to nurses that night and doctor the next morning. He shrugged his shoulders as to say we can't do what we would like.
 
You didn't teach mom anything. She calls you Pooky Bear. You are also lucky grandma likes you, if she didn't she would let Aunt Edith peg you with her favorite strap on she calls Kill Dozer II.
Your Prostate Pounder 5000 is ready for delivery, the manufacturer apologizes that the Prostate Pounder 7000 is out of stock.
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The Gus McCrae School Of Bartending...

"... Be wary of a man who's still carryin' an old iron... When everybody else is too eager to embrace modernity and casting away tradition. He knows the ways of that old iron, and most likely will never miss with it..."

 
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