Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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You didn't teach mom anything. She calls you Pooky Bear. You are also lucky grandma likes you, if she didn't she would let Aunt Edith peg you with her favorite strap on she calls Kill Dozer II.
Your Prostate Pounder 5000 is ready for delivery, the manufacturer apologizes that the Prostate Pounder 7000 is out of stock.
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The Gus McCrae School Of Bartending...

"... Be wary of a man who's still carryin' an old iron... When everybody else is too eager to embrace modernity and casting away tradition. He knows the ways of that old iron, and most likely will never miss with it..."

 
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