Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Hi,
Well that novelty hitch brings this to mind....
Edited to Add Disclaimer: That is not my leg lolol
Sincerely,
Theis
Well that novelty hitch brings this to mind....
Edited to Add Disclaimer: That is not my leg lolol
Sincerely,
Theis
Meh, it is overrated. Well I think that was her shitter, sooo many smelly creases to choose from.
I'll trade you some Varget for that seat.
She aint exactly pretty, she ain't exactly small. 42 39 56 you could say she had it all - Bon Scott
Mike
I can only imagine what they did with her vagina...
Got her contact info?
Wait, do you have her crazy/hot stats?
Best to just stand back and let nature take its course.
Just be sure you're locked and loaded to deal with the survivor.
That's the kind of edumacation I'll never need. Glad I didn't see that before going to bed. I need lots of sleep and that would have led to nightmares and permanent innies.
Frank was an awesome man. If anyone wants to get to know about his life, here are (IMO) the best biographies available:
https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Don...8&qid=1524830271&sr=1-22&keywords=frank+zappa
https://www.amazon.com/Frank-Zappa-...8&qid=1524830271&sr=1-26&keywords=frank+zappa
This one is somewhat comfortized, being co-written by Frank, but worth a read:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/067170572...b134-2491f34a125f&ie=UTF8&qid=1524830335&sr=1
And a quote book:
https://www.amazon.com/Quotes-Frank...8&qid=1524830236&sr=1-17&keywords=frank+zappa
If you don't know his music, you're going to need quite a bit of time to commit, due to the extensivisity of his catalog. (I invented that word in his honor - he also has an asteroid named after him)
you just be thankful youve never had to experience this fear first hand.
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That’s an automotive suspension spring which he’s trying to compress (improperly) so it can presumably be assembled onto a strut. The board is there to protect his face for when that spring gets loose. Darwin Award prospect.
Back to the automotive springs... a Ford Explorer weights 4,400-5,000 pounds- so the front spring needs to be compressed by 1,100 + pounds to get it to fit into the car.
Instead of using the correct spring compression tool it looked like woodworker clamps.
The the compressed spring slip, well 1,100+ pounds of compression can launch a spring that weights 10 pounds or more
Instead of using the correct spring compression tool it looked like woodworker clamps.
The the compressed spring slip, well 1,100+ pounds of compression can launch a spring that weights 10 pounds or more
I wouldn't wanna be anywhere in shouting distance of that idiot. You can see how he's already got the spring starting to compress unevenly. At some point, he'll prolly get it compressed enough so one of the woodworking clamps slips free. Then the strength of his arm is all he can count on to save him as that spring uncoils. I bet "all in" against him.
I think the whole summit was about trying to set up a MFF threesome with the other guys wife.
