Your one uh them thare smart asses aintcha!
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Your one uh them thare smart asses aintcha!
Shit I just barfed at the thought of sloppy seconds on a Dirty D sock.
Sgt Israel Del Toro and one of my friend's daughters.
And two wrongs don’t make a right...but three lefts do.
Damnit Sirh, I just got done lecturing AJ and the boys about wishing cancer on McC then laugh out loud at this.
Had the male Manateets all been drinking ? No excuses otherwise.
I'm pretty sure she ^^^ can answer some questions that matter too, Barney.
Was this guy in the Bear Pit recently????
No, I'm pretty sure he stole that from a speech Trump gave during the primary election.
What language is this????
Can someone translate this please????????
Normal is bad. The more fucked up I am the more special I am, and I DEMAND you acknowledge just how special I am,
Appears to be enjoying it.....not trying to stand any too soon! Woohoo what a ride
Instead of her giving the dog a bone it went the opposite direction.
It never seems to bother 1J. ?
I just turn it inside out................
I literally cried laughing, for all the right reasons, at this. That is probably thee funniest thing I've seen since my shower this morning.
This used to be an unusual and rare language that has recently gained popularity with millennials called Felcheese, it originated in the lower regions of Coxsukistan.What language is this????
An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed "hey old woman, have you ever danced?" the old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to".
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said "Well, you old bag, you're gonna dance now" and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector -not wanting to get her toe blown off- started hopping around. Everybody was laughing. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly.
The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old woman's hands, as she quietly said "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's behind?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said "No ma'am... But... I've always wanted to".
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed "hey old woman, have you ever danced?" the old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to".
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said "Well, you old bag, you're gonna dance now" and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector -not wanting to get her toe blown off- started hopping around. Everybody was laughing. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly.
The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old woman's hands, as she quietly said "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's behind?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said "No ma'am... But... I've always wanted to".
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.
