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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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HISTORICAL FACT: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.


1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your back side with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. There are no L3K machine guns in the third world. You can buy a DSHK for $200... Or get one free. There are no expensive guns in the third world arms markets.... If only we could import things from Darra...