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When we ALL show up for the party at casa MotherTucker I hope 1J is sitting in your favorite recliner when his Depends reaches max capacity and blows out.
This is fucking hilarious. I don't drink energy drinks. I think I took a sip of Redbull once 15 years ago. I've never had a Monster. So I don't know if it tastes like unicorns or french frys. But, I'm standing in line at home depot a couple of weeks ago and one of the two guys in front of me says "I'm going to get something to drink. Do you want something"? The other guy says, "yeah, grab me a Monster. Oh wait, make sure it's the white one". This starts a long conversation between the two of them on how much better the white one is than the others. Then they suck the register clerk into this conversation. You'd think these guys were talking about a bottle of Pappy or a $200 dry aged steak.