If you knew my real last name, it's just as bad. My name is proof my parents drank and had a vicious sense of humor. Combine that with red hair, freckles, and sucking at sports... let's just say any time I see someone whining about being 'bullied' I have a big 'ole sack of 'Fuck You' for them.
You’re named after legendary nascar racer, Dick Trickle?