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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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In Noo Yawk State, you must be over the age of 18 to sell any goodies like beer, wine, ciggies, e-cigs, rolling papers, etc... I worked in a local stop n' rob before and they are pretty serious about this rule. In Metro NY I think you gotta be 21 now.
So I think the case is closed
Guy: "Ha, look at the nuts over there".
Squirrel: "What nuts?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUTS".....
Squirrel: "GOT EM'".
Guy: "Oh shit...oh shit...oh shit......"
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When I was 16 I worked in a 7-11 in Suffolk County N.Y. Sold everything beer, cigarettes, you name it. Worked till closing at 2300 too. I guess times have changed. That was back before DL's had pictures on 'em. I carded a girl one night that I was sure was under age. Turns out the woman was 30. When I said I was sorry she said " Kid you just made my day"... Hot 30 Y/O woman for sure.In Noo Yawk State, you must be over the age of 18 to sell any goodies like beer, wine, ciggies, e-cigs, rolling papers, etc... I worked in a local stop n' rob before and they are pretty serious about this rule. In Metro NY I think you gotta be 21 now.
So I think the case is closed
Wow, times sure have changed now. When I was working they double and triple checked everyone to make sure they were over 18. And then we had to go through 2 whole shifts of computer based training on the sales of carded items and how to check ID, how to refuse a sale etc...Then you had to pass an assessment, get a certificate, have that cert checked by the general manager AND field consultant before you are allowed anywhere near the cig shelves. Heck, going through my 8-16hr and armed security training didn't even seem as serious compared to that LOL.
And I have had my fair share of awkward situations during ID checks too.
It is a good way to meet/start conversations with ladies. Once you know how to break the ice, everything is cool. There is another group of customers though, consisting mainly of grumpy guys who consider it a mortal grievance when they are asked for their IDs. In those cases ya just gotta remind them that you are doing your job and if they got an issue with the law, take it up against the .gov agency in charge of said laws.
That’s one way to mop the floor
That also happens out in the ocean where 2 currents come together, if your ship is in the wrong place at the wrong time 1700 tons of steel can catch some air, it’s a wild ride.
This was also a problem in the 80's with an underfilled water bed and a heffer that didn't have any rhythm.
Helmet from the battle of Marathon found with the skull of the warrior still inside. (490BC)
As an ode to the nautical theme of Page 903:
Greatest Mysteries of the Civil War: The U.S.S. Monitor and the C.S.S. Hunley
The first submarine in history to sink an enemy warship:
If the dead do tell tales: Inside sunken German submarines in their final moments
The true story of the hunt for Red October
Hitler's last deadly secret: U-864
Greatest Mysteries of the Civil War: The U.S.S. Monitor and the C.S.S. Hunley
The first submarine in history to sink an enemy warship:
If the dead do tell tales: Inside sunken German submarines in their final moments
The true story of the hunt for Red October
Hitler's last deadly secret: U-864
Good grief. Find the clicker. I'd rather choose another cable channel. HGTV, anyone? DIY?
Unfortunately an individual can only LIKE a post once, so I have to put the extra thumbs-up's in body of text.Absolutely spectacular camera work right there. This deserves to be a winning entry on a photo competition. Perfect timing and the WAR FACE that she is wearing couldn't better suit the atmosphere.
Went to Manzanillo when I was in 5th grade. I thought all beaches had waves that broke like that. Little did I know. We did body surf and boogie board. You could see HUGE fish in the wave prior too breaking. Me and my buddy were scared of it until my stepfather went out and body surfed it. Never have seen a break like again. It would break and tube it both directions. Perfectly. The black sand was hot as shit and it was before everyone knew about it. I think right before the movie 10 was released.
I'll bet.
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Another "Star" ?
Aren't you getting close to it being a "wrap" yet, Cecille ?
Are you kidding me? I'm still on the low hanging fruit and haven't even broken out the........ WHOA !!!!!!!
*ouch*
Forget it...........................................................................
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Einstein needs to look up the word fulcrum...Are you kidding me? I'm still on the low hanging fruit and haven't even broken out the........ WHOA !!!!!!!
*ouch*
Forget it...........................................................................
R
I hope that she was planning on going over the falls
People pay good money for a ride like that.
Are you trying to seduce me (again)?
Are you kidding me? I'm still on the low hanging fruit and haven't even broken out the........ WHOA !!!!!!!
*ouch*
Forget it...........................................................................
Looks like "Die Hard Four".....What's the "buy-in" ? I want a piece of this action.....
You got that right. That's an absolutely gorgeous hollow point coming out of that barrel! Smoking hot!
Absolutely spectacular camera work right there. This deserves to be a winning entry on a photo competition. Perfect timing and the WAR FACE that she is wearing couldn't better suit the atmosphere.
That is why I hate squirrels, among other reasons. I used to live in constant fear until the protector awakened!
Taken at my shop property a few years back with my game cam.
My point exactly!!!!!
I don't mind squirrels. My biggest complaints with nature are:
1) Ticks
2) Chiggers
3) Mosquitos
4) Skunks
5) racoons - those little bastards are anything but cute and cuddly. Where I come from we call them trash pandas and bandits.
The trigger isn't pulled back, no rifling on the bullet, etc etc etc...
Beautiful girl, crappy photoshop job...
I see it now...Damn. The slide part caught me first and I was still trying to suspend disbelief until I took a closer took at the other details. Got me there, that one has.
Go ahead, click it and blow up the pic. You know you wanna.
I did too................
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I did too................
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Guess the wimmen-folk should stick to their bows and arrows...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Try living down here in Australia....
Go ahead, click it and blow up the pic. You know you wanna.
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Her butthole isn’t that hard to find on the glorious Interwebs. Also some other “quality” pics as well.
