Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs:
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs:
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”
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Oh man these videos makes me physically sick. I watched a few of these type SJW and mega-liberal videos a few weeks back and literally had to go run some patches of Butch's through a few rifles rifles just so the ammonia would bring me back to my senses.
Doing my best to not become a total misanthrope these days...
Just a quick observation. There are some photos in this thread that are MUCH better than others........
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This cracks me up
The elite promoting Expensive Water- one of the heaviest products- shipped by burning smelly carbon emitting diesel
Too damn funny- the hypocrisy of Hollywood
The elite promoting Expensive Water- one of the heaviest products- shipped by burning smelly carbon emitting diesel
Too damn funny- the hypocrisy of Hollywood
You might like the - that could take an eye out thread
Absolute Stunner! So I had to look her up. Here's a perfect example of a girl that looks totally different when she changes her hair style or when she smiles vs. pouts. Not that she isn't still beautiful. Just not at the same level, IMO.
No bears in So Cal???? WTF
Google. West Hollywood Bears
Google. West Hollywood Bears
Winner of the internet today.....
Lots of idiots in the world
Learn from the old man... you knew this was coming
Learn from the old man... you knew this was coming
Maxwell Smart comes to mind.
I had a subscription to this magazine for many years. We had 4 kids and we started with the first and kept going until the 4th one was 10 or so. I think the wife enjoyed it as much as the kids did.
High Point... Kel-Tek.... Llama... something Made in Darra, Pak... by people who use their toes instead of a bench vice...
No bears in SoCal.........lucky you.
But that is not the only area we are visiting....
Watch as Jim Acosta explains that there are no illegal immigrants crossing the border at the FUCKING WALL in McAllen, TX.
Mom.... mom.... The MEATLOAF. MOM... The Meatloaf.
Some will get this...
Cheers,
Sirhr
