Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Him - “That’s the weirdest jellyfish I’ve ever seen… hold still I have to neutralize the stingers.”
Her - “Wait, why are you pulling down your shorts?”
My ex wife used to get in the shower with me and tell me to scrub her back and then she would do a really pathetic attempt to scrub mine, she would lose her shit if she had any idea how many times I pissed on her leg. 😈
 
For fucks sake, can’t you even manage a please for the love of your life?!

#rudetoyourlover
In the rubber fist world “please” is not part of the vocabulary. If you start using “please” next thing you know people will think they can use “stop”, “not again” and “not the gag ball”.
 
My ex wife used to get in the shower with me and tell me to scrub her back and then she would do a really pathetic attempt to scrub mine, she would lose her shit if she had any idea how many times I pissed on her leg. 😈
What’s her number? I’ll piss off your ex of you promise to piss off/on mine.
 
B29 Doc (the only B29 flying besides FiFi) is currently on a tour of the country. Flights are b/w 600-1500 depending on where you sit/lay (you can go in the forward gun turret). They can take 7 per flight, and typically two flights per day.


Tickets sell out long before it arrives at the next airport.

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