Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Starting to feel like a restaurant where the shits at the next table love to hear themselves talk and only have an "outside voice"..

Here's some Lina:

I’d rather get screamed at in Spanish and have a tortilla press thrown at me.

...And then get stabbed

Honestly the thick one in the green jersey would probably be the funnest one.

 

[akmike47]

I don't wear a cape, I wear a Helmet and a Wet Suit...

Well at least you don’t smack your head on the wall, and the suite holds your pee in.

 

[gonzaga]

I was talking about Saami Mike.

 

[Redhook]

I’d rather get screamed at in Spanish and have a tortilla press thrown at me.
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...And then get stabbed

Don't let the blonde tips fool you. Lina Posada is Colombian.

Granted, she'd probably just drain your bank account.

... and then stab you.

 

[akmike47]

Don't let the blonde tips fool you. Lina Posada is Colombian.

Granted, she'd probably just drain your bank account.

... and then stab you.

Jokes on her, shits empty.

 

[akmike47]

I was talking about Saami Mike.

I was just talking shit anyway, I’m laughing most the time I’m posting this shit. Hence “wanna go outside and kiss about it?” Lol

 

[cas6969]

 

[EddieNFL]

I don't wear a cape, I wear a Helmet and a Wet Suit...

 

[akmike47]

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This is more likely

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Idiot

 

[akmike47]

Idiot

I think you have a crush on me and I’m flattered, but you’re no Bender.

 

[BigTex]

 

[akmike47]

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Hey man, I got free rent so there’s that.

 

[XTR]

In the early/mid 70s my dad worked for Berkeley Pump Co. as a PR tech rep to the boat manufacturers in the SE. (basically he went to the factories and showed them how to put in jet pumps) I wish I could remember the stuff he told me about the testing they did at Hallman and Moody on engines. I wasn’t old enough to drive yet but knew a 351w wasn’t the same as a 351C. I do remember that a lot of the engines that people bragged on for cars didn’t have what it took to run in a jet boat.

 

[akmike47]

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Did I hear something about a baby formula crisis?

So I sent this to a buddy to weird him out and it turns out this is tame. In the videos they have penetrative sex with her nipples and she pees everywhere. Wtf?

 

[Maple One]

 

[Mister Ridge]

I’d rather get screamed at in Spanish and have a tortilla press thrown at me.
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...And then get stabbed

Honestly the thick one in the green jersey would probably be the funnest one.

You had me until the stabby part. I don't need the stabby part. A tiny Mexican woman already caused me enough internal pain. I don't need one to cause me any external pain.

 

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[akmike47]

You had me until the stabby part. I don't need the shabby part. A tiny Mexican woman already caused me enough internal pain. I don't need one to cause me any external pain.

Never tried pegging personally, good to know it hurts.

 

[akmike47]

And people still don't listen...

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

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[akmike47]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[akmike47]

Noice

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Barneybdb]

Which bit do you remove to get it working???

 

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[168BTHPM]

 

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[akmike47]

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Will you apply it for us?

 

[akmike47]

What’s the story on this? Doesn’t look familiar, but I’m no expert on cars.

 

[168BTHPM]

Will you apply it for us?

 

[168BTHPM]

What’s the story on this? Doesn’t look familiar, but I’m no expert on cars.

It's an engine made by Ford for the Sherman tanks. 1100 cubic inches.

 

[akmike47]

 

[Beefmanne]

Thank God Karen left the room.....sweet Jesus people get triggered on the dumbest fkn shit anymore.

FUCK YOU!

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Beefmanne]