Um, that’s a dude
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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If you know CTT Solutions... you know.
I was watching the TV when my daughter was about to be born. The nurse said Hey Dad. Aren't you going to help? Ummm, that's what I am paying you for. I already did my part.
I was thinking I didn’t know it was milf Monday.
Then I realized, of course you did it was milf Monday all day today.
I work in a large university. Today was one of the big move-in days.
Years ago I realized something had changed, that I had gotten older. When I started noticing the young college girls mothers as much or more than them.
Today I realize something else has changed. Today I noticed the fathers, I felt bad for them. Imagining how they must feel, walking with their smoking hot 18 & 19 year old daughters, who are wearing spray painted on clothes that leave nothing to the imagination. Poor, poor dad. Now I feel really old.
Those are pretty big statements from a company that caved previously during the Clinton Administration. Oh how soon the memory fades.
I am 60 years old. I NEVER look at the mothers, rather than the 18year old hotties. NEVER
It does skew things a bit, messes with perception, that 80-90% of the women I’ve met over the last 30 years have been between the ages of 18 and 25.
See, best reason I have for checking out this thread.
Improving my vocabulary with polysyllabic verbage.
Thanks 168.
You forgot one.
Cuntradictatory
Fantesticle? Is that similar to breasticles?
Hey man, stop culturally appropriating my pronouns
See, best reason I have for checking out this thread.
Improving my vocabulary with polysyllabic verbage.
Thanks 168.
You forgot one.
Cuntradictatory
Fantesticle? Is that similar to breasticles?
When I was younger I worked as a mechanic in a large shop. One day one of the cleaners was emptying trash acns. I herd a yell and looked across the shop to see a mysterious red dot getting larger as it was comming towards me. I dropped to the floor and the extinguisher passed over my head and put a 3 inch deep dent in the C pillar of a mercedes. Turns out the cleaner had knocked a large fire extinguisher off the wall mount. It hit something that sheared off the valve and the extinguisher went air born. Thankfully we had a locker room where I could clean the shit out of my drawers.
That was an interesting place to work. Remind me to tell yall about finding a bomb in a customers car.
Also confirmed that the hedge trimmer is out of commission.Can confirm it definitely isn't.
Had to find out about Dirty Ds throat GOAT talent somehow
76 my junior year in HS. What a time.
That was also McConaughey's first role ever. He was also told to ad-lib his first scene in the movie.
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I worked Pipeline maintenance (oil) 30 years ago We filled our dry chemical extinguishers at the shop. They had a large CO2 cartridge, like 2.5 to 3 inch dia. Our welder put a nail in a threaded cap and then on a pipe, like a mortor . It punched a hole in a corregated tin building 100yards away on the property adjacent to us. That thing disappeared pretty quick.
Fucking hilarious is an understatement.
