Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

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Did someone say it was milf Monday.

Could be a dude with big nipples too

 

[Garvey]

How did this happen?

They out their disclaimer on the truck, GM.

Government Motors

 

[aishooternz]

Could be a dude with big nipples

Or a 50 year old mum of 2 with Itty bitty titties.

 

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[WaywardSon]

 

[Steve_In_29]

ah right ahhh right ahhh right

76 my junior year in HS. What a time.

That was also McConaughey's first role ever. He was also told to ad-lib his first scene in the movie.

 

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[Halfnutz]

When I was younger I worked as a mechanic in a large shop. One day one of the cleaners was emptying trash acns. I herd a yell and looked across the shop to see a mysterious red dot getting larger as it was comming towards me. I dropped to the floor and the extinguisher passed over my head and put a 3 inch deep dent in the C pillar of a mercedes. Turns out the cleaner had knocked a large fire extinguisher off the wall mount. It hit something that sheared off the valve and the extinguisher went air born. Thankfully we had a locker room where I could clean the shit out of my drawers.
That was an interesting place to work. Remind me to tell yall about finding a bomb in a customers car.

I worked Pipeline maintenance (oil) 30 years ago We filled our dry chemical extinguishers at the shop. They had a large CO2 cartridge, like 2.5 to 3 inch dia. Our welder put a nail in a threaded cap and then on a pipe, like a mortor . It punched a hole in a corregated tin building 100yards away on the property adjacent to us. That thing disappeared pretty quick.
Fucking hilarious is an understatement.

 

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[akmike47]

Or a 50 year old mum of 2 with Itty bitty titties.

Por que no los dos?

 

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[aishooternz]

Por que no los dos?

If you want it to be so badly I guess so

 

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[6.5SH]

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It's Snoop Catt

 

[lariat]

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No way! What’s the scoop on this?

 

[akmike47]

If you want it to be so badly I guess so

Finally my very own they/them

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[trob]

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Did someone say it was milf Monday.

Would ya look at those freakin’ pubes…yeesh

 

[Dough300]

The look on the kid's face.

 

[lariat]

That’s exactly what I need. The next time someone starts a rant in a meeting I’ll pull one of these out to break the thought process and move on to more productive things.

 

[Dough300]

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Now that's a family photo.

 

[aishooternz]

Would ya look at those freakin’ pubes…yeesh

Yes there are pubes but not @Dirty D level pubes. It's called a winter coat.

 

[Dough300]

 

[mikeinfwa]

Who wore it better

 

[Barneybdb]