It's clear none of you have attempted penetration sex while on a beach. Sand is abrasive. And any kind of lubricant, natural or otherwise, only serves to attract more sand. It's one of those things that looks good on paper but in practice...
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It's clear none of you have attempted penetration sex while on a beach. Sand is abrasive. And any kind of lubricant, natural or otherwise, only serves to attract more sand. It's one of those things that looks good on paper but in practice...
If you can get one to hold your balls that may stop you from shoveling sand up their vaginas while you are doing the dirty?It's clear none of you have attempted penetration sex while on a beach. Sand is abrasive. And any kind of lubricant, natural or otherwise, only serves to attract more sand. It's one of those things that looks good on paper but in practice...
It's sand. It's everywhere. There's no getting around it. It's sand.
Is exfoliating not a thing?It's sand. It's everywhere. There's no getting around it. It's sand.
If you want to go down on her while on the beach, you'll exfoliate nicely. And her hooha will be like new again. But there's a price to pay to look that young again.
Lol growing up in a beach town - that shit will fuck you up - try a solo run with a hundred grit sheet of sandpaper wrapped around your dick , but worse …..
When she says "not tonight, i have a headache"...she means it! LOL
Well, now we all know you have no sense of humor. I would dive face first into the the one closest to the camera, after washing the sand off, of course.It's clear none of you have attempted penetration sex while on a beach. Sand is abrasive. And any kind of lubricant, natural or otherwise, only serves to attract more sand. It's one of those things that looks good on paper but in practice...
I don’t know who sprays all these women with water, but I’d like to apply for the job.
Maybe it’s very humid? Or there’s a pipe with a pinhole leak?
I'd use them like a slip in slide but eventually my hard on is acting like hook on an arresting cable.
Ugh, shut up nerd lolIt's clear none of you have attempted penetration sex while on a beach. Sand is abrasive. And any kind of lubricant, natural or otherwise, only serves to attract more sand. It's one of those things that looks good on paper but in practice...
It's clear none of you have attempted penetration sex while on a beach. Sand is abrasive. And any kind of lubricant, natural or otherwise, only serves to attract more sand. It's one of those things that looks good on paper but in practice...
That's why beaches are right next to the water.
Skip the sandy pecker and take her into the water for those activities.
Car 1: funbags deployment confirmed.
Car 2: airbag deployment in 3, 2, 1…
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In the PI for a Cope something in early '80s. One of my guys had to stay a few weeks extra untill he was cured...north and south.
It's clear he hasn't been with those chicks that like the pain and add more sand!
It's like the line... if your woman likes anal sex, it means you're doing it wrong.
Finally, someone remembered it’s Monday!
“You gon squeal like a piggy mask boy!”
