You know Babylon bee is a satire site right?
Speaking of satire, in 2015 a group in Texas sponsored a "Draw Mohammad" contest at the local convention center. They hired off duty and retired cops as security. The FBI drove two terrorists to the center to launch a mass killing of the contestants. Yes, my fuckwit friend, the fucking FBI agent drove the terrorists and proceeded to video their attack. Much to the FBI's surprise one of the retired cops aired their two terrorists out. The FBI agent fled and was detained by the Texas State troopers.
Then in 2018, the FBI had received multiple reports of a teenager named Nicolas Cruz spouting off on the internet, Facebook and YouTube proclaiming himself the next school shooter. The FBI later claimed they had absolutely no abilities or skills that allowed them to track down a person using their name, age, address and Facebook profile, even though there was ONE SINGLE person named Nicolas Cruz who was 18 in the fucking county he lived in.
And in 2017, a never Trumper used a M-240 machinegun to murder 60 people at a country music concert in Las Vegas, he live streamed it to his FBI handlers. The FBI covered for him and used the incident to blame "bump stocks" for a crime thus justify banning them. Other than being a known Trump hater and under direct FBI monitoring or supervision, no excuse was ever given for the actions of the killer.
Fucking Satire,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,got it.