Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I think it's to clear the oven door when opening.
“…as she was having an orgasm”…
You bought that, huh?
Most of the women I sleep with laugh during sex………….what are you implying?
Did the laughing start when you dropped your pants? When I drop my pants all I get is squinting and deep disappointment.
Thanks a lot dick, now there’s a stanky snail trail across my screen.
Might as well trigger the Catholics too, I’ll get to you Southern Baptist assholes soon enough.
If it’s like some of the other Lockheed black aircraft programs, there is probably only one model but the model does evolve over time. Improvements are retrofit on to older aircraft where able.
I hate clingy women, but I’ve gotten used to it.
#2 looks like she has a gear box, but it looks like someone already nutted in and around it too many times already...
Did you know, that crows and ravens only account for 13% of the population of birds. But account for 80% of bird crime?
Nice try. But that doesn’t really tweak a native Arabic speaker. You have to personalize it with their mom:
Try “Koose (rhymes with Goose) ew(the last part of booooooooooo)-Ma”.
Be prepared to be involved in an ass kicking, either yours or theirs.
The flat head will spin drift in less than ten feet. The Phillips is an unknown weather or not it will be worth a shit.
But the Torx drive, those are the damn killers.
Nancy will call in a favor from her old pal Hillary and he will meet an untimely demise before the prosecutor can file papers on the ADW Charges
