Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[clcustom1911]

thought were in your 30's not 60's..damn social media filters

I'm 38 (39 in February) but identify as "done with the bullshit."

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

I'm not following this but did the men involved get fired too?

Yes, she was banging them on duty.

 

[BG94591]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[cooper barrett]

This made me think of this

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[diggler1833]

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I own at least five guns because of this (prescription medication though, not drunkenness). I stay off of GB post surgery now.

Me: "I'll never win that."
Them: "Congratulations on your Wison Combat..."

 

[akmike47]

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I trust this lady to lick some toad’s ass then cut the head off a chicken and interpret how the chicken feet curl up more reliably than I trust anything out of dc

I bet she'd still act surprised if you put it in the "wrong" hole.

"Thought you knew the future, fucking phony"

 

[akmike47]

3 people in my old foursome have some nice sticks.

You don't say

 

[lash]

You don't say

 

[Expert684]

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40,000 horse power in one shot?

 

[The D]

I bet she'd still act surprised if you put it in the "wrong" hole.

"Thought you knew the future, fucking phony"

Goddamned fraudster

 

[lash]

Goddamned fraudster

It’s really redundant to call politicians and their spokesmen additional disparaging terms, since those are already in the definition of the word.

~Confusish~

 

[The D]

It’s really redundant to call politicians and their spokesmen additional disparaging terms, since those are already in the definition of the word.

~Confusish~

Touché

-Sun Tzu

 

[lash]

 

[cooper barrett]

I know you said:
"3 people in my old golf foursome have won over $200 grand (each) in the MO lotto. They owned some nice sticks." but I wanted to fuck with you so I cleverly changed it to "3 people in my old foursome have some nice sticks." It was a tough job but my mom said I could do it"

Mom said that after years of therapy, I'll quit calling people names and stop doing stupid things.

You don't say. Nice diggs

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Milo 2.5]

Been there done that.

Me too, one i found out 5 days later when asked if I was going to pay. I honestly think I am one of 5 people in US to buy a Rem EURO 11-96 POS shotgun.

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[cas6969]

 

[The D]

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These new boundaries are acceptable. Can us libertarian-types have even half of The Far West? I’d even accept the northern portion.

 

[hankpac]

That landed awful close to the visitor’s center.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TheHorta]

Bean Man

 

[akmike47]

You don't say. Nice diggs

Nah the therapist quit, I didn't call names I just saw what you really meant.

They thought it was funny it isn't our fault you're a pervert with no sense of humor.

 

[SpookM14]

Bean Man

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Taking the, "If a WMD were a person, what would they look like" to heart!!!

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

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Shit! I’ll even give her the knife.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[lyman]

i usually pass a stone after a drinking heavy for a long time like a summer pool party or tail gate etc

i fed 2 different women stones, guaranteed...i know i passed them and we can deduce the rest

so you pissed them out on them?

cause that is about the only way it is coming out,

 

[akmike47]

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They were going to have her piss and shit inside the cast for several months, but the doctors my buddy so....guess who's getting laid?

 

[143lrsd]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[lariat]

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Serious question: why do people do that with their cars? Why go through tires that fast? I’m not a super intense car guy so this to me me is confusing. And stupid.

 

[The D]

Serious question: why do people do that with their cars? Why go through tires that fast? I’m not a super intense car guy so this to me me is confusing. And stupid.

Kids think it’s cool, it’s called “stanced”. I think it’s gay as shit. Because it is gay as shit. What do I know though, I appreciate German sports cars that are home on the ‘ring