Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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You mean you don't warranty used customer furnished parts?
I suppose you charge for the labor too?
Jeez, with policies like that - a guy could almost stay in business instead of doing work for free and trying to make it up with volume.
Buy high, sell low, and do lots of volume.

Every car we serviced received a free tail light brightness enhancer. "extended warranty"
 
We're fast approaching the "Post USSR" tax rate. After the Soviet Union fell, governments at all levels were scrambling to find (steal) revenue. Saw an interview with a business owner who said he was impossible to pay all the taxes levied. If I recall, it amounted to 110 percent of his gross income.

Eventually, I expect to see:
- White tax
- Heterosexual tax
- Healthy tax
- Generation tax
- Social score tax
- Job tax (because you have a job)
- Appliance use tax
- Tax tax

I could go on...

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That'll be a nickel forum post tax!
I can hear John Lennon
 
My old partner just started up again with his kid. He’s been out 12-15 years

After the first day back he called me and he was like “what the fuck, it’s a freak show in here now”
Hmmm…not encouraging. I guess I’ll be paying for several day passes and going to the place that’s the least dumb
 
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