Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Her fucking hands look like they are 200 years old! :ROFLMAO:
Death Becomes Her
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All right you ingrates this is how it's done.


One fresh caught King Chinook Salmon. (You could use any store-bought,fresh or frozen salmon it doesn't have to be king chinook and it's best to have skin on, but in a pinch you can use skinned)

Non-iodized salt and dark brown sugar mixed together dry in a glass or porcelain container (do not use a metal container as the salt will have a chemical reaction with a metal container)

So the mixture is 4 to 1
1 cup salt non-iodized
4 cups dark brown sugar
Mixed in a glass or porcelain container.

Add your King Chinookie Salmon coating all parts of your King Chinookie Salmon with your salt and sugar mixture.
Again, do not use a metal container. Some will tell you that a stainless steel container will be fine but I don't take the chance porcelain or glass only.
Cover in place in the coldest part of your refrigerator for at least 48 hours (longer is better sometimes I'll go as many as three or four days).
After 48 hours rinse your King Chinookie Salmon with cold tapwater.

Place salmon on a drying rack until it forms of pellicle on the surface (about two hours a small fan blowing on your salmon will expedite this process) do not skip this step as this is what makes the smoke stick to your delicious salmon.

Place your Chinookie Salmon in a big chief smoker (made in beautiful town Hood River Oregon) and smoke to your preferred doneness.
I personally like alder wood chips.

The last step is to eat like a king .....get online and buy the next size bigger pants.


You're welcome
 
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A young woman doing her best to contribute to society while adding to the comfort of her hotel guests.
The weekday lady that makes breakfast at our hotel is the same; she's a sweet girl. Pisses me off when some of the "just passing though" hotel guests are rude to her, but she just smiles and takes care of her doing her job.
 
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All right you ingrates this is how it's done.


One fresh caught King Chinook Salmon. (You could use any store-bought,fresh or frozen salmon it doesn't have to be king chinook and it's best to have skin on, but in a pinch you can use skinned)

Non-iodized salt and dark brown sugar mixed together dry in a glass or porcelain container (do not use a metal container as the salt will have a chemical reaction with a metal container)

So the mixture is 4 to 1
1 cup salt non-iodized
4 cups dark brown sugar
Mixed in a glass or porcelain container.

Add your King Chinookie Salmon coating all parts of your King Chinookie Salmon with your salt and sugar mixture.
Again, do not use a metal container. Some will tell you that a stainless steel container will be fine but I don't take the chance porcelain or glass only.
Cover in place in the coldest part of your refrigerator for at least 48 hours (longer is better sometimes I'll go as many as three or four days).
After 48 hours rinse your King Chinookie Salmon with cold tapwater.

Place salmon on a drying rack until it forms of pellicle on the surface (about two hours a small fan blowing on your salmon will expedite this process) do not skip this step as this is what makes the smoke stick to your delicious salmon.

Place your Chinookie Salmon in a big chief smoker (made in beautiful town Hood River Oregon) and smoke to your preferred doneness.
I personally like alder wood chips.

The last step is to eat like a king .....get online and buy the next size bigger pants.


You're welcome
What the fuck is and who the fuck calls it a “king chinook salmon”
do you live in Nebraska ?
 
What the fuck is and who the fuck calls it a “king chinook salmon”
do you live in Nebraska ?
My family on my dad's side is from Nebraska. I went fishing with my grandfather when I was a kid and we caught a channel catfish with every cast, most were small but we did catch a few big ones. We never saw King Chinook though.
 
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All right you ingrates this is how it's done.


One fresh caught King Chinook Salmon. (You could use any store-bought,fresh or frozen salmon it doesn't have to be king chinook and it's best to have skin on, but in a pinch you can use skinned)

Non-iodized salt and dark brown sugar mixed together dry in a glass or porcelain container (do not use a metal container as the salt will have a chemical reaction with a metal container)

So the mixture is 4 to 1
1 cup salt non-iodized
4 cups dark brown sugar
Mixed in a glass or porcelain container.

Add your King Chinookie Salmon coating all parts of your King Chinookie Salmon with your salt and sugar mixture.
Again, do not use a metal container. Some will tell you that a stainless steel container will be fine but I don't take the chance porcelain or glass only.
Cover in place in the coldest part of your refrigerator for at least 48 hours (longer is better sometimes I'll go as many as three or four days).
After 48 hours rinse your King Chinookie Salmon with cold tapwater.

Place salmon on a drying rack until it forms of pellicle on the surface (about two hours a small fan blowing on your salmon will expedite this process) do not skip this step as this is what makes the smoke stick to your delicious salmon.

Place your Chinookie Salmon in a big chief smoker (made in beautiful town Hood River Oregon) and smoke to your preferred doneness.
I personally like alder wood chips.

The last step is to eat like a king .....get online and buy the next size bigger pants.


You're welcome

You only cook one at a time?

We got our smoker from home depot. But I agree on the alder chips. We get ours straight from the trees. Gotta trim the bark off though otherwise you get get a bitter taste.

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All right you ingrates this is how it's done.


One fresh caught King Chinook Salmon. (You could use any store-bought,fresh or frozen salmon it doesn't have to be king chinook and it's best to have skin on, but in a pinch you can use skinned)

Non-iodized salt and dark brown sugar mixed together dry in a glass or porcelain container (do not use a metal container as the salt will have a chemical reaction with a metal container)

So the mixture is 4 to 1
1 cup salt non-iodized
4 cups dark brown sugar
Mixed in a glass or porcelain container.

Add your King Chinookie Salmon coating all parts of your King Chinookie Salmon with your salt and sugar mixture.
Again, do not use a metal container. Some will tell you that a stainless steel container will be fine but I don't take the chance porcelain or glass only.
Cover in place in the coldest part of your refrigerator for at least 48 hours (longer is better sometimes I'll go as many as three or four days).
After 48 hours rinse your King Chinookie Salmon with cold tapwater.

Place salmon on a drying rack until it forms of pellicle on the surface (about two hours a small fan blowing on your salmon will expedite this process) do not skip this step as this is what makes the smoke stick to your delicious salmon.

Place your Chinookie Salmon in a big chief smoker (made in beautiful town Hood River Oregon) and smoke to your preferred doneness.
I personally like alder wood chips.

The last step is to eat like a king .....get online and buy the next size bigger pants.


You're welcome
God bless you you glorious bastard. I’ll get the fall run and do this!
 
Doesn't look real (AI generated [if real, then at least the chest are artificial]).
You have a keen eye.... Does anyone Photoshop a pic where all 3 gals are the same person. AI would do a better job with the details.
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I've seen better jobs of "Shopping a muffin top by a fifth graded. Keep up the "eagle eye" reviews.
(hint, look at left thigh)
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How much longer till your place is fixed? I figured you were in a rental house
The insurance company was supposed to put us in a furnished rental house, they didn't. Hardly any work has actually been done for the rebuild of our house. Electricians and plumbers were supposed to start 3+ weeks ago, as of Monday I went to the house to see what kind of progress had been done. It looked like about 2 hours of electrical work...that might be stretching it...on my estimate.

Supposedly the "wheels are turning" and big progress is going to be happening soon. Not holding my breath. If we're back in the house by Independence Day I'll be surprised.