Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Today's BADASS submission:

Man takes engines and parts from old ATVs and dirt bikes, and then uses his machining and metal fabrication skills and builds a fully functional paintball BATTLE TANK for his son. All completed in a small garage shop with basic tools. Step by step vlog:

 
All you do is spam the forum with T&A, you never even manage to post anything funny or clever. In summation you are a boil on the ass of the forum so if the mods ever stop asking me for dick pics long enough to review your history you won’t be missed when they nuke your account from orbit.
 
All you do is spam the forum with T&A, you never even manage to post anything funny or clever. In summation you are a boil on the ass of the forum so if the mods ever stop asking me for dick pics long enough to review your history you won’t be missed when they nuke your account from orbit.
Yaking in the MPT.....careful DIrty D will be in here with his whales shortly....oh wait! WTF is happening here?
 
Yaking in the MPT.....careful DIrty D will be in here with his whales shortly....oh wait! WTF is happening here?
Nah, I’ll just send a PM to the mods title “more dick pics” and when they eagerly open it all they will see is a screen shot of his post history and the rest will play out on its own.
 
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Dude showed up for work drunk and tested .56% then second test was OVER .60% (not a typo)

That's PRO level drinking there... I'm not one to bash cops (if they're rotten, fuck 'em) but DAMN!
 

Dude showed up for work drunk and tested .56% then second test was OVER .60% (not a typo)

That's PRO level drinking there... I'm not one to bash cops (if they're rotten, fuck 'em) but DAMN!

Those are rookie numbers
 
Those all shift a good bit for an experienced heavy drinker.

Once had an old homeless vet (USMC 2/7) sneaking out of the ER.
Steady as can be.
“I gotta go, this place is killing my buzz.”

.574 on a breath machine.

Saw him higher and he was a bit unsteady and slurred, .680 if my memory serves.

Always nice and polite.
Told me once he was functional after he got home in ‘72 until the late 80’s and had been homeless since.