Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I woke up knowing I was an asshole. I run into asshats everyday.
Kittens......can we keep them........
Closing time at the bar....
Driving home yesterday from a knarly off-road motorcycle ride (i.e. actual man's two wheeled vehicle). On a little 2-lane country road I see on a straightaway with about a mile of visibility that a cyclist is riding in the middle of my lane. Certainly with so much time to see me in his mirrors he'd move his dipshit entitled ass over the HIS actual entitled lane...
...NOPE. I flew past him at 70 with a few feet clearance, halfway in the oncoming lane. It's not like this road was deserted and he was surprised there was traffic. It was simple self-absorbed dip-shittery that so many cyclists possess.
For any "You yield to ME" amateur bike attorneys, here's what our law is:
SECTION 56-5-3430. Riding on roadways and bicycle paths.
(A) Except as provided in subsection (B), every bicyclist operating a bicycle upon a roadway shall ride as near to the right side of the roadway as practicable.
...NOPE. I flew past him at 70 with a few feet clearance, halfway in the oncoming lane. It's not like this road was deserted and he was surprised there was traffic. It was simple self-absorbed dip-shittery that so many cyclists possess.
For any "You yield to ME" amateur bike attorneys, here's what our law is:
SECTION 56-5-3430. Riding on roadways and bicycle paths.
(A) Except as provided in subsection (B), every bicyclist operating a bicycle upon a roadway shall ride as near to the right side of the roadway as practicable.
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This picture is bullshit. No bottle of TJ Swan.
...except I don't run into assholes till I get attacked here...
I guess psychopaths gotta psychopath
M
Garth Brooks walking into his bar on opening night.
Nope. What I need are psychopaths to seek help
...but they won't, so I'm stuck dealing with them
M
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“Mighty fine lookin’ snapper ya got there”
“That’s a tuna you dummy”
“Wasn’t talkin’ ‘bout the fish…”
After she throws it in the well (or back into the water)
“Something still reeks like fish.”
I've managed to stay out of the cock gobblery, but you've finally drawn me in to your bullshit. A piece of advice; SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Thanks for understanding.
