Smoke them!
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My brother in TX grows a nice variety of peppers, ranging from ancho Pablanos all the way to Carolina reaper. He takes them all and puts them in a pepper dedicated dehydrator (anything dryed in that afterwards is too hot to eat) and then throws them in a high speed blender to make powdered spice. That he then puts in a shaker and uses on all kinds of things for a little over the top flavor.
Some of the other peppers, like jalapeños and habeneros add actual flavor and nuance to the heat…before it lifts the top of your head off for a while.
Always use nitrile gloves and don’t even trust those.
Funny story:
My son and a friend who really liked my pickled jalapeños asked to help make them. Sure, I had a big batch that year and welcomed the help. I got them both gloves and a cutting board, a knife and a bowl. I wear glasses and did not consider eye pro for them. Friend is sitting at the table, I work standing. Of a sudden, I heard him cry out and looking, see him grab his eye and fall off the chair.
I quickly realized that he had made the classic mistake of poking the tip of the knife in the pepper first instead of using a quick slicing motion. The resulting spray of pepper juice caught him square in the eye.
I then realized that it’s hard to offer assistance or solace while laughing so hard that you can’t catch your breath.
Pablano’s are the other one I grow as I can tolerate a whole pepper cooked in eggs, and even better made as poppers with bacon/cream cheese. I’m in the process of moving to a warmer state, so can’t wait to get the new garden made this fall ready for next year!
Just think of all the temptations the aliens have to get past. We have rings of protection.
Booze
Hard drugs
Sex
Miss cleo
Billy idol songs
Yodeling
Pineapple on pizza
Chili without beans
Netflix and Hallmark movies
Bikers in the middle of the road
Putin!
The cartels that want their cut
They will never make it.
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That’s the face the aliens make too. You are in good company.
That's Bob from accounting.
Never seen a sandwich made like that.
I used to think I didn't like watching golf......
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How do you know that? Did you offer the aliens a bowl of ice cream and got “probed” because they didn’t like it? Maybe you should have offered them some better ice cream instead of some cheap, shitty dime store ice cream
Should have taken them to Nancy pelosi 's house. I hear Paul likes to get probed. That's a two fer. Ice cream and a probe for the win
They are in fact behind chili with no beans also.
They also laughed when I said you undergarments were under torsion.
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Absolutely men's wear in the 70s. Those and short running shorts were the fashion. One important feature, had to be tight enough to show your hog. Oddly, nothing about them meant gay.
Blue Bell. They require good ice cream. Everything else is absolute crap, eaten by road cyclists and buzzards.
Let the games begin.
I bet he could afford decent ice cream to serve to his guests
Ha! Joke’s on you, I don’t wear underwear
