Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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This dog should be painting happy little trees.
"It's jungle juice man, jungle juice don't go bad. "
We had a party back in the late 80s at the ranch, late into the morning, my dumbass dumped the fruit slices into a 5 gallon bucket and ate a bunch after they had marinated for several hours in the punch, let's just say, I don't remember the next 36 or so hours.
Tell me you like the peen without saying so.
Thats beyond fat -- proper term is "landwhale"
I am pretty sure that he was only looking for the relationship to last about an hour and not having to use a roofie.
Beginnings of cellulite on the front of the thighs? Ewww
That’s the Composting option.
My father hired a "housekeeper" to keep things tidy. She used to drive an old Buick... one of those huge "boat: like" cars that had a rounded hood and trunk doors...
As a warning to other drivers, the left side of the trunk hood had the following inscribed on it:
"Watch my ass, not hers!"
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Better get use to it or you'll be a lonely old man.
