Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Winningdog]

You think I can't precision-drop urine in the shower drain?

Wtf. Precision shooting is precision shooting

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Yes, this is my ackshual woman. She has an upper body/lower body split.


She's My

You think I can't precision-drop urine in the shower drain?

Wtf. Precision shooting is precision shooting

#rules #DumpTruck #SlavicStabby #omgYesView attachment 8258237

Yes, this is my ackshual woman. She has an upper body/lower body split.


She's My One

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No @akmike47 you can't touch my hair.

That must be an old picture, Fetterman has hair.

 

[Threadcutter308]

The night @akmike47 stopped going commando, he was out drinking with @Dirty D and shit got real.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Expert684]

The night @akmike47 stopped going commando, he was out drinking with @Dirty D and shit got real.

They was fucking or fighting?

 

[dustingaunder]

They was fucking or fighting?

That looks like the perfect match for the UFC’s new beer sponsor.

 

[91Eunozs]

Quaft, is that like queefed?




P

Like quaffed, but queefier.

Big hair pic thread rules:

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[roostercogburn98]

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#1 probably just shit on your floor

 

[Expert684]

#1 probably just shit on your floor

#2 could shit anywhere she wants!

https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/attachments/8258528/

 

[Keepmvng]

You think I can't precision-drop urine in the shower drain?

Wtf. Precision shooting is precision shooting

#rules #DumpTruck #SlavicStabby #omgYesView attachment 8258237

Yes, this is my ackshual woman. She has an upper body/lower body split.


She's My One

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No @akmike47 you can't touch my hair.

There are Beautiful women in this World and you have one of them.

 

[Lange Carabine]

That's like the old SAS MP5s

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The old SAS MP5's were 12ga ?

 

[carbonbased]

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I noticed that too. Must have a shotgun floating about.

I like his knife carry options. At least I think that’s another sheath on his chest.

Knife almost looks like a steak knife lol. Steel is too thick though. Although…maybe the mission is a hostage rescue at a steak house…

 

[RETE8]

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The old SAS MP5's were 12ga ?

Pistol grip pump in a back scabbard for breaching

 

[Hairball]

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The old SAS MP5's were 12ga ?

Guess he picked them up off the ground. Empties won't do him much good.

 

[Lange Carabine]

Pistol grip pump in a back scabbard for breaching

Ain't gonna do him much good with those empty shells...

@Hairball beat me to the draw..

 

[roostercogburn98]

#2 could shit anywhere she wants!

https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/attachments/8258528/

Think she could hit the open hole in @clcustom1911 bathroom? Or maybe the shower drain?

 

[Doc68]

Think she could hit the open hole in @clcustom1911 bathroom? Or maybe the shower drain?

I thought that grip tape was kinda like a plinko pattern for the turds ......

Or maybe so @clcustom1911 ,@akmike47 and @168BTHPM had traction for their shower antics ....

Fucking faggots......

Doc

 

[clcustom1911]

 

[clcustom1911]

There are Beautiful women in this World and you have one of them.

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She's more conservative than me LOL. We just had a conversation about how she thinks women voters are destroying society

 

[168BTHPM]

I thought that grip tape was kinda like a plinko pattern for the turds ......

Or maybe so @clcustom1911 ,@akmike47 and @168BTHPM had traction for their shower antics ....

Fucking faggots......

Doc

You jelly?

 

[Rthur]

She's more conservative than me LOL. We just had a conversation about how she thinks women voters are destroying society

She ain't wrong...

R

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[502Chevelle]

^^^ Old school right there! Then she licked a Kleenex and used it to clean your dirty face before she took you in the store.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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And, a couple of her new boyfriend's pubes on it. And, you're 14 and you know what it is........

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

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That mean it don't work at night...









when all the rest of us are having sex?

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

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Now THAT... is what an ass is supposed to look like.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what God had in mind when he first designed the ass.


That ass so fine, I'd eat the nuts outta her shit.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Porksboy]

Wheres my eye bleach?

 

[clcustom1911]

Now THAT... is what an ass is supposed to look like.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what God had in mind when he first designed the ass.


That ass so fine, I'd eat the nuts outta her shit.

I'm in agreement. I'm just jealous of the underwear.

 

[clcustom1911]

That cast iron be sizzlin' the ribeye. With some habanero jack cheese

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

My favorite bar tender.

 

[168BTHPM]

Someone is adding on to their dubba wide love shack.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

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Meanwhile at @akmike47 house.
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Still better than your XXL butt plug and BBC dildo collection

 

[168BTHPM]

Still better than your XXL butt plug and BBC dildo collection

Why do you keep asking to borrow them then?

 

[akmike47]

Why do you keep asking to borrow them then?

My mom wants them back

 

[Austan]

 

[mosin46]

Fucking gangster not having sheet music in front of him while playing.


Imagine this being played in 1782. Fuck.

Literally is any music produced now on par with this?

imagine inventing and producing such an instrument in 1782!

 

[FWoo45]

She's more conservative than me LOL. We just had a conversation about how she thinks women voters are destroying society

She got a sister?

ETA: if so, said sister can even have a couple of 1911s in the inevitable divorce. Not the 1917, but some pretty good ones.

 

[clcustom1911]

She got a sister?

ETA: if so, said sister can even have a couple of 1911s in the inevitable divorce. Not the 1917, but some pretty good ones.

Unfortunately, she only has a brother. But she knows many Christian, far-right, commie hating,anti-woke Polish female friends.

 

[lariat]

She's more conservative than me LOL. We just had a conversation about how she thinks women voters are destroying society

I have a woman I know that is welded to this thought. She tells everyone that suffrage was the absolute worst thing for America. Women are too emotional. When I say you are getting too emotional about the topic (and she very much does) I say “see?!”; and she says “EXACTLY!!”. I really don’t know what to do at that point. I have entered the danger zone.