Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Back in the day I really wanted to add a balloon jump to my log book. Serene, No engine roar, no rushing headwind, relaxing. Couldn't find a balloon pilot that thought dropping 210 pounds of weight while at 7500 AGL was a good idea.

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MrSmith
Just did a balloon ride in Moab a month ago and talked about this with pilot. He used to let jumpers do it, until his insurance company found out.
 
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It's not even November yet.

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Worked at the Arsenal in Denver for a little over a year. I really liked Thornton. I was living up by Brighton and every time I would drive down around Denver for anything I would get lost. I knew I needed to go north and east so I would wander in those directions for a while and, somehow each time, I would end up in Thornton. I knew how to get home from Thornton.

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MrSmith
 
And let's not forget the number 1 cause of death in the U.S., drum roll please. . .obesity. Most of these people would be better off picking up a handgun than a ham sandwich.

Death statics due to obesity are kind of like death statics for COVID. All fucky. When you declare 80% of the population as obese due to a uniform sizing formula. Ya lots of "obese" people are gonna die.
 

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AHAHAHA muthafucka opened that box of cartridges like he looked out the window and saw paragliding terrorists coming down right there... 😂


Jeebuz, those things are bigger than Dirty D's suppositories :eek:

And, Jerry Miculek would be having shit fits if'n he saw that dude spinning a cylinder (particularly a loaded cylinder) and slamming it shut. According to Jerry, that tears the shit out of the works.