Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I know this is going to have different effects on some of you. Those that are not species specific in your desires keep it to yourself.
But but but the government says that butter is bad for you.
How does a three legged chihuahua wind up on the table with a balloon sticking out of hiss ass in ready-to-blow-up position?
This dog is a freaking perv.
“Don’t be afraid to fart when you pee with the rains comes thunder”
-Elenor Roosevelt
I had a fucking puggle that ate everything. I found socks in the yard twisted up next to poop, at least once a month. I once saw the end of a pencil, with the eraser on the end of it, sticking out of his ass like that ballon. It was 2-3" long and still useable once it came out. Several times I had to cut strings from who knows what sticking out of his ass. The last straw for me was when he was in a kennel, he somehow got the edge of the carpet from inside the kennel. The entire length of the bedroom was missing a two inches strip of carpet, from the kennel to the master bedroom door. Carpet.......nowhere to be found!
One time we went on vacation and boarded the dog. We got back and the vet asked us to come back. He grabbed a bag in the drawer and said one of the staff found this in his poop. I looked at it, saw the twisted sock. I looked at him and was like, yep not the first one. He lectured me on intestinal blockage, I laughed inside thinking if only he knew!
Fuck, that dog was retarded! He ate chunks of his bed, ate toys, ate end of shoes, ate the corner off one of the bedroom doors, ate the cords on the blinds, ate the ends off the door stops, he ate the transition piece between hardwood and tile, he ate the corner off the couch. No residue was ever found. When I say ate, he chewed it, then swallowed it, then shit it out!
Actual footage of me on my way to your moms house
Throw him a bone. Seriously, marrow bones from the grocery store stop this behavior cold. They all have the instinct to chew and destroy. Half an hour in the garage/back yard with a piece of cow femur, satisfies the itch.
Actual footage of me at your moms house
Fuck the government. I just scrambled 6 eggs with real butter.
The US Marine in Finland/Norway/Sweden doing winter training and still able to find the ONE fat hog in the bar amongst all the supermodel Nordic women.
Filter it through sand and charcoal then boil it ... truly amazing.
Those who saw the horse first ... you know who you are.
"December 7, 1941... a date, which will live... in infamy"
Never forget, a lot of good people gave everything so we could have today.
Be thankful for those who have protected us in the past, and those who may have to once again.
We have a lot of problems to deal with right now. Our once great nation is being run by a dementia patient and a cackling idiot.
To top it off, do not forget there is always somebody out there waiting to pounce... due to the weakness these idiots have created.
We are every bit as vulnerable now, as we were back then.
Motivating... you to get your shit together.
Never forget, a lot of good people gave everything so we could have today.
Be thankful for those who have protected us in the past, and those who may have to once again.
We have a lot of problems to deal with right now. Our once great nation is being run by a dementia patient and a cackling idiot.
To top it off, do not forget there is always somebody out there waiting to pounce... due to the weakness these idiots have created.
We are every bit as vulnerable now, as we were back then.
Motivating... you to get your shit together.
Never to discount Pearl Harbor day, but every time I get a notification for this thread I think “someone gave me some titties”!
