Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

@Dirty D

I found the perfect women for you! 😂

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Had to register for the draft, but they were no longer drawing numbers.

Precisely what happened to me. On the day I turned 18, I called my local draft board to get the instructions on how to register (supposedly, 5 days after one's 18th birthday). I was advised by them that they had switched to a common registration date for all candidates in my birthday range that was almost 4 months after my birthday. Before that common registration date came to pass, the draft had been decommissioned/eliminated. This, at a time when my family "strongly encouraged" me to go to college. Which I did. Even though most of them were Military (Mom & Dad were both Air Force, My main Uncle was Naval reserve), they didn't want me in the Military. Oddly enough, they did allow my sister to enter the NJ Natl. Guard, as a O-1 (2LT). She worked her way up to O-4 (Maj) at which point she was "activated" to serve 1 year in Iraq at what was , at the time, FOB Speicher. She came home with a Bronze Star. She retired an O-6 (full Col.) with full benefits.
 
WTF is with this guy's medals......

Why does he have a CAB instead of CIB....
Where are his marksman rifle badge...
Why is his CAB all the way up there....
Collar insignia?????

An American flag next to jump wings....

This guy is all ate the fuck up.

Doc
I would have thought the SSG chevrons on his shoulder and not on his sleeve, and Vietnam ribbon along with (unknown) unit crest together with officer branch (SF) insignia for an enlisted, 2 air & space training ribbons, 2 national defense ribbons, etc., would have given it away. And, with all the Space Force ribbons, he now wears an U.S. Army uniform (currently out of date).

We used to call that a PX (Post eXchange) warrior.
 
I would have thought the SSG chevrons on his shoulder and not on his sleeve, and Vietnam ribbon along with (unknown) unit crest together with officer branch (SF) insignia for an enlisted, 2 air & space training ribbons, 2 national defense ribbons, etc., would have given it away. And, with all the Space Force ribbons, he now wears an U.S. Army uniform (currently out of date).

We used to call that a PX (Post eXchange) warrior.
You mean like the billeting desk people with 10 rows of fruit salad?
 


I'd pay an entire month's worth of my 100% VA disability...
for the privilege...
of being able to provide this young high-speed-low-drag, go-getter...
with about 10 minutes of the most unforgettable...
wall-to-wall counselling.



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BTW, and that damn haircut doesn't meet AR 670-1 standards either... fucking dirtbag.