Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Mike Casselton]

Obviously needs some

She's mad because he stopped giving it to her.
You can clearly see she gets aroused with the fight.

 

[lash]

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But first, a ball gag.

 

[Dirty D]

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What’s the Arabic word for fuck boi?


Stoned

 

[akmike47]

Liberal lady calling what sounds to be a black guy “boy”, hmm.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Now they tell me

 

[gunjunkie45]

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I could play along long enough to give her the best 43 seconds of her life.


And Chlamydia

We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[EddieNFL]

I’ll overlook a lot of things for about 30 minutes on account of some nice titties.

Why do you think he kept re-engaging?

 

[Porksboy]

What’s the Arabic word for fuck boi?


Stoned

معزة or maeaza (goat)

 

[Glowie]

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Hook ups with what? A crane. No worries I ain't got one.

 

[rduckwor]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!

Well I didn’t want to brag

 

[powerspc]

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Vomiting. Then gifting her with a copy of my latest diet book, "Put the Fork Down Fatty"

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[SpookM14]

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Well there's your problem.....

 

[TXAZ]

We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!

And in return you’ll be receiving SyphillisV, Herpes and a yet to be named auto-immunity disease. Congrats on your achievement.

 

[7.62willdo]

And in return you’ll be receiving SyphillisV, Herpes and a yet to be named auto-immunity disease. Congrats on your achievement.

Auto-immunity
Trump could use some of that!

 

[doubloon]

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Call 911, she's having a stroke

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Soulezoo]

We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!

So one of my employees thought it was a good idea to run a box cutter through the web of his thumb...
As I am waiting in the ER waiting area for him to get stitched up, a nurse is trying to explain to this young Asian girl (Viet, Laos, Cambodian, take your pick) what is wrong with her. So out comes the interpreter to explain to her what Chlamydia is... when it finally sunk in in, she went full rabid dog on her boyfriend there. Security had to break it up. Good stuff!

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Unfortunately the do not always land the right way down. The fins are also made of metal so the contraption had to go at quite a rate of speed to get a successful bang. Hence all the bruises and broken windows.

The ones I had might have had plastic fins. But I was born in 81.

 

[Dirty D]

 

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[Jefe's Dope]

So one of my employees thought it was a good idea to run a box cutter through the web of his thumb...

I've done this a couple of times. Yes, I'm a slow learner.

 

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[Jefe's Dope]

I saw the actual MGM lion when I was a kid, circa 1975, when we stopped at the MGM in Las Vegas on our way back from Disney Land/California. I think you could take a picture with him.

 

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[Devildog]

 

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[Barneybdb]

 

[91Eunozs]

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Well, we can clearly see what she brings to the table…

rules: I wouldn’t mind a seat at this table too…

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]