Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[cas6969]

 

[912173]

It's her and I you uneducated redneck fucktard....

Doc

"The hooker and I"

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[RUTGERS95]

that's insane

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[168BTHPM]

Hmm, I bet this is some of you.

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Downtown]

Regrettably, I left a fine specimen screwed to the wall of the shop I sold with my house. It would not actually point a pencil and I found that to be perfect. It left about a 1/32" cylinder face on a about a 1/16" cylinder. Otherwise, it was a smooth taper. I always considered it an engineering marvel and had owned it from a yard sale in 1980 for the exorbitant price of 25 cents. I most definitely didn't leave it behind on purpose. That one was an APSCO.

I am looking for a replacement.

Not hard to find.

Apsco Giant Wall Mounted Pencil Sharpener - Used | eBay

Used - Shows wear. See pictures for actual item. There are no warranties for fitness for particular use. We will not mark as a gift in any circumstance. WARNING: This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

www.ebay.com

 

[softcock]

4 litter, That's a nice size 2 stroke V8 . . a friend of mine had a couple of those ( i think Yamaha factory ? ) Outboard 2-stroke V8's on one of his boats. and it was a fucking badass .
.

 

[Bandit320]

That’s a newer sharpener. It doesn’t hold a candle to the one @justin amateur posted above. I have both.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Fx51LP308]

I have had one for somewhere around 30 plus years,, I love that point it leaves on a pencil,, usually crank 6 or so to get the shop job rolling!!

I still have one of these, just like I used in grade school (I guess the Boston Co. was bought out by X-Acto).

But it sharpens like nobody's business!

 

[Simia Dei]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[XTR]

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That Delta Elite is probably older than she is.

 

[cas6969]

 

[lash]

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I'm gonna show my age here, but I have a fully functional original
still in one piece, mounted to a post next to my work bench.
Spent 19 years on one support post, 12 on another,
and the last 23 years in my current garage.
Still being used, still puts a clean point on my pencils.
Pencils and woodworking go together.

Giant, circa 1955

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Okay, just this one more picture of a boring old pencil sharpener…I mean supercharger blower. This one is in my not climate controlled garage. I had to clean it up before attempting a picture.

Like @justin amateur , I use it all the time. I’m guessing similar vintage based upon design of the base.

 

[Slash0311]

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And the Delta Elite just makes this one THAT much better.

 

[lash]

Are referring to the fat cows, or the “Fat Cows”?

Yes

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[supercorndogs]

Now we're shootin pool. Probably can't hit it from that far away with an AK though.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[GBTX01]

Now we're shootin pool. Probably can't hit it from that far away with an AK though.

Remember your offset Abdul...

 

[Emerson0311]

that's insane

Seems to think $$$ means your ass can’t get beat. A common misconception of the privileged.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Is anyone gonna tell her not to mount a scope on the handguard......wtf.

Doc

Not until after a good bout between her eye and the scope

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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It’s a trick question. That’s a bicycle pedal. Just try riding barefoot with these.

 

[TCreedmoor]

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Further proof that Sheldon was right when he insisted on wearing bus pants.

 

[Dirty D]

You bunch of

 

[TCreedmoor]

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Did anyone else notice the rack is not positioned correctly. The base of the triangle is not parallel to the short cushions. Plus it’s way too far forward.

One final thought: Tannerite cue balls

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

@Dirty D shaken it in a skirt. I don't know why that guy turned him down.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[91Eunozs]

Timely.

I’m heading in to our HR Manager’s office in ~1/2 hour after today’s last synch meeting with my team to drop my 2-week’s notice. Was literally just waiting for today’s stock vesting to drop the mic.

And start my last two weeks vacation! LoL

Rules: My new LinkedIn avatar

 

[SauerKraut]

 

[LuckyDuck]

That Delta Elite is probably older than she is.

Actually- assuming that the grip panels and beavertail safety are as-is from the factory, Colt didn't offer that configuration until recently. The DE I picked up about 15 years ago or so resembles the picture @Slash0311 posted with the standard beavertail safety and wraparound grips. And that ass is certainly older than 18.

Given the rules of this thread and that I said 'beaver' twice I feel obligated to include the below image.

-LD

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Kyfho6.8]

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Actually- assuming that the grip panels and beavertail safety are as-is from the factory, Colt didn't offer that configuration until recently. The DE I picked up about 15 years ago or so resembles the picture @Slash0311 posted with the standard beavertail safety and wraparound grips. And that ass is certainly older than 18.

Given the rules of this thread and that I said 'beaver' twice I feel obligated to include the below image.

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-LD

That is an otter not a beaver

 

[LuckyDuck]

That is an otter not a beaver

Forgive me Father for I have sinned... may I offer this followup image as penance for my transgressions?

-LD

 

[lash]

That is an otter not a beaver

Ya otter notta said that.

 

[101st]

Awesome!

 

[The D]

It's her and I you uneducated redneck fucktard....

Doc

But irregardlessly you knew what he meant, correct?

 

[37L1]

irregardlessly

Is that even a word?

 

[lash]

But irregardlessly you knew what he meant, correct?

Well, not pacifically.