Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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If it was only that easy to solve.
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Veterans become teachers, help with shortage of educators nationwide: They've 'built resiliency'
Veterans are helping to address the teacher shortage in public schools across America, but there's still a need to fill teacher vacancies across the United States.
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If it was only that easy to solve.
Veterans become teachers, help with shortage of educators nationwide: They've 'built resiliency'
Veterans are helping to address the teacher shortage in public schools across America, but there's still a need to fill teacher vacancies across the United States.
For some reason, I’m picturing Tom Berenger at the chalkboard.
The McDonald's on Ali Al Saleem in Kuwait was probably the best McDonald's Cheeseburger I've had since I was a kid. Anyone else remember the late 70s when they used real meat still?
Was there for about five days in August 1990. The beef stew MRE was okay. Moved up close to the border and actually got hot chow once a day.
Went back to Dhahran in 96. Left just before our barracks was bombed. 12 KIA in my unit. Nuke the entire country and I won’t mind.
What? That they ever used real meat?
What? That they ever used real meat?
Or that they use Camel meat?
Tell us more about your trip to Thailand?“giant”
I can honestly say I’ve seen chicks with bigger clits than that ‘guys’ package.
I would leave a skid mark while dismounting
I left just a couple of weeks before the blast. Lost two from my base (Travis), but I didn't know them. I can still point out my room that I stayed in. Or what's left of it. Still have the Tshirt...
We were there in mid90’s. Aramco had just published a pamphlet on how to build a safe still that wouldn’t blow up in your villa. I believe they had blown up a couple of homes in ‘94 and it was getting embarrassing for Aramco.
more microbreweries per capita than any other place in the world.
True story: My F-I-L's idiot brother tried to die from not going to the doctor when he got pneumonia last year. When we found him he was essentially unresponsive.
I was called to help load him into a truck. As I was trying to lift him, his britches fell around his ankles and he had a little baby thumbtip just like that. I had to stop for a second and give him an "awwww" before I grabbed his trousers at his ankles and folded him into the back.
I don't think my in-laws have ever really forgiven me for that.
My guess is that you're correct on the reporter's winkie.
Guy who took my spot and room was on the other side of the building. Said a few minutes saved his life. I would have been in bed. We had swapped rotations. I was supposed to be there.
"Not gay again"? So you were gay at one time?
On ramp to I-126 this AM. Up ahead looked like a girl in flesh colored yoga pants. Nope. Long-haired naked guy wearing a shirt on his head. Did not look in the rear view.
Well, I’m sure you would have taken photos as “proof”. (We’ll go with that), but I have zero desire to have that crap on my phone.
Which time? LoL
Funny story, one time after an airdrop exercise we were crew resting in Pataya Beach, and all three crews wound up at the carousel bar. For those who haven’t been, the bar is a set up like a couple merry-go-rounds, and the basic premise is that you play the bar girls at various games for drinks…connect 4, Jenga, checkers, etc. If you win, you get a ”free” drink, if they win, you have to buy them a ridiculously overpriced drink (still only like $5, LOL).
I was on a roll, and was kicking ass playing Jenga, and finally the mama-san comes over and says, you no play no more, you take girl! Cool, right?
She sat down next to us and I told her, hey, nothing’s gonna happen, not enough condoms in the world to protect you from the shit you can catch over there. But I told her she could help translate for us when we go shopping.
A while later, a different chick comes up to us and was asking if we had a girlfriend in Thailand; obviously a hooker, and very aggressive with her sales pitch. This chick was easily the most attractive girl I’d seen there…by far. The hooker finally got the message that we weren’t interested and left, and our new “translator” bar girl looks at me and says “You make good decision, you no want her, she have banana.”
I must have been drunker than I thought, because I truly couldn’t comprehend what she was saying, so I responded with my most eloquent:
”Huh?”
So our new translator grabbed me by the crotch hard enough to pull me off my barstool, gave it a good shake in front of everyone and said ”Banana! She have banana!”
I turned and looked, and sure enough, the ‘chick’ had a scarf around ‘her’ neck…but otherwise looked like just another hot chick…well, hooker anyway.
We all got a good laugh at that dodged bullet…someone would have had their own personal version of The Crying Game!
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And admittedly the chicks I’ve personally seen who have clits bigger than that dude’s dick were body buiders, and likely pretty jacked on steroids.
Still, I like the idea someone posted…I’m gonna have that blown up to poster size and post it over the headboard in our bedroom to remind my wife just how good she has it!
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