Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[lariat]

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That’s 100% true. Somehow the Pit has managed to associate trailer trash with a color. Which is kind of sad, trailer trashed comes in all colors.

Just yesterday I was in a gas station to fill up a gas can. I asked for 10 gallons on prepay. The red head says “I can’t do that math, just fill it up and come back in”. I looked at her, she looked at me. I noticed her shirt said “I am stoned, not stupid”, but noticed she didn’t have bloodshot eyes. That only meant one thing - she was a moron. She was, indeed, clinically stupid.

Our world has gone to hell. Not because of hair color but because the standards we have found acceptable have fallen so far that the movie Idiocracy is no longer fiction. Livestock have more common sense than humans at this point. Which is why they want us to eat insects I suppose. cattle know more than humans at this point.

 

[ColbyLang]

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Now, hike the dress down and up simultaneously.

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[brianf]

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Not sure if it’s the angle or bad photoshop

but there are some strange shape/ size hands going on

 

[mikeinfwa]

Not sure if it’s the angle or bad photoshop

but there are some strange shape/ size hands going on

No, you see correctly. Maria Jose has big hands and feet lol

Oh i see the picture you are referring too!!
Must be a editing issue. That right arm and hand looks freaky

 

[SpookM14]

Not sure if it’s the angle or bad photoshop

but there are some strange shape/ size hands going on

You mean stuff like this fucking thing?!!!!!!

 

[NAK]

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Jesus Christ! I'm not sure that a gif of a woman with all her cloths on has ever had quit the same effect on me.

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[TXAZ]

That lady has more balls than anyone else in the state!

 

[akmike47]

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Only thing spread further apart than those nipples are her front teeth

 

[akmike47]

No, you see correctly. Maria Jose has big hands and feet lol

Oh i see the picture you are referring too!!
Must be an editing issue. That right arm and hand looks freaky

Can’t have her hands making my dick look small, and she can’t borrow my shoes either

 

[akmike47]

@168BTHPM sits on his own dick until it’s numb so it feels like he’s jerking someone else off.

Just like @Dirty D taught him

 

[Dirty D]

Careful.....there is a response coming. Something about videos, masturbation, and porn induced ED.
It'll include references to:
1. Step moms stuck in dryers.
2. Step moms stuck under beds.
3. Step daughters.
4. Step sisters.
5. Mother in-law.
6. Wife and wives friend.
7. Teacher.
8. Massage.
9. Neighbor.
10. Friends wife.
Etc.
Etc.
Then some stupid claim about unrealistic expectations!

Edit: I never had a hot step mom, but if I did, and her hand got stuck in the dryer and we were home alone, I couldve seen certain things unfolding.

Unrealistic expectations......pfffft!

Please tell me more on #’s 1 and 2

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

You mean stuff like this fucking thing?!!!!!!View attachment 8467677

That bitch needs to phone home!

 

[Dirty D]

@168BTHPM sits on his own dick until it’s numb so it feels like he’s jerking someone else off.

Just like @Dirty D taught him

Don’t you have some chrome to go suck off of a trailer hitch?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[cas6969]

I looked this up for my own edification and I found out the following:

- all the big players like WWF, Polar Bears International, USA Today, Carbon Brief Interactive, AFP Factcheck, VerifyThis, and etc. claim that this is false.

-they all use plenty of unverifiable data, graphs and charts to show you why there is a decline and how it will decimate the world population of polar bears.

- not one actually include any population comparisons, just “estimates” of the current population they say is in trouble.

- they all use terms like “most scientists”, “experts agree”, and “scholars” with the only ones quoted being professors of ecology studies and experts from similarly aligned organizations.

- I did find one site that does an actual light scientific analysis using population data from all of the above sites and data from actual scientists, Foundation of Economic Education.

A snapshot from the article:

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The article is worth reading.

https://fee.org/articles/the-myth-that-the-polar-bear-population-is-declining/

 

[918v]

You mean stuff like this fucking thing?!!!!!!View attachment 8467677

Fucken reptilians

 

[Go Cougs]

The difference between my generation and yours is, my kids didn’t do that at all. Because we’re not shitty parents.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Ironman1959]

Please tell me more on #’s 1 and 2

Look up Cory Chase I think thats her name she uses.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Dirty D]

Look up Cory Chase I think thats her name she uses.

Ms Chase and Ms Brooks

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Look up Cory Chase I think thats her name she uses.

 

[Conaso]

The difference between my generation and yours is, my kids didn’t do that at all. Because we’re not shitty parents.

I still remember the look of terror on the faces of my wife's misbehaving grandsons when she asked if they would like to go to the 'Ladies Room'. Or when she 'helped then move along' when 'gently,' grabbing (aka pinching) them by their long-head triceps muscle. She always put on this wicked smile.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[brianf]

Jesus Christ! I'm not sure that a gif of a woman with all her cloths on has ever had quit the same effect on me.

99.9999% of women look better with some clothing on

Hides stretch marks, small rolls from positioning etc

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Fx51LP308]

99.9999% of women look better with some clothing on

Hides stretch marks, small rolls from positioning etc

Minor cellulite, etc. Sometimes it even provides a little "structure" where none would make things a bit more "floppy/droopy." A proper pair of genes/corduroys, etc. will make that "G she's wearing" a lot better defined!

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Kenny Chesney last night.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

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