Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Spartan67]

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Now take that, and add 1800 pounds!

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[GBMaryland]

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Holy crap... are they making new recievers?

 

[MrSmith]

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Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[lash]

Buddy of mine bought one for his property and just loves it. Make sure you have ballistic screen on the loader. Apparently, according to him, it’s great for spreading straw in a hurry when calving starts.

Thanks for the heads up.

 

[lash]

Ever notice that you always hear women bitching about sex with men, but you never hear gay dudes doing it? Obviously women are the problem not dudes.

Name one time you’ve heard anyone on this list bitch about their sexual relations with men.
@168BTHPM
@Dirty D
@diggler1833
@Barney88PDC
@1J04
@lash
@143lrsd
@Bandit320
@Zap_Rowsdower

Hey….wait a minute…

 

[Lange Carabine]

That must be a “Hell of a boat!!”

Ariel view of the "boat"..

 

[cas6969]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[BurtG]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[diggler1833]

No @1J04 complained my dick smelled like your asshole and grape jelly

Coming from the guy who spends hours looking at his own crotch, wondering if his balls are getting smaller, or maybe his hands are getting bigger...I guess I'll take that as a compliment?

BTW, I'm much more of a fan of strawberry preserves.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[merica]

 

[merica]

 

[The D]

She just has to sit really close

Yeah, that’s how a blowjob works. Imagine my surprise that you didn’t know that…

 

[The D]

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Zen and the art of the fur missile

 

[akmike47]

Coming from the guy who spends hours looking at his own crotch, wondering if his balls are getting smaller, or maybe his hands are getting bigger...I guess I'll take that as a compliment?

BTW, I'm much more of a fan of strawberry preserves.

I wish I was on steroids

 

[akmike47]

Yeah, that’s how a blowjob works. Imagine my surprise that you didn’t know that…

What’s a blowjob?

 

[Death From A Distance]

 

[The D]

I wish I was on steroids

I’ve been so tempted to give the dirty vitamins a try. I’m sure I’ll try it at some point

 

[Death From A Distance]

 

[akmike47]

I’ve been so tempted to give the dirty vitamins a try. I’m sure I’ll try it at some point

I have enough issues without the side effects, but if it wasn’t for that and the legal bs I’d have been a beast when I was in the gym daily

 

[Mavrykk]

I’ve been so tempted to give the dirty vitamins a try. I’m sure I’ll try it at some point.

I’ve been so tempted to give the dirty vitamins a try. I’m sure I’ll try it at some point

Every single buddy of mine has heavily regretted it.
YMMV

 

[AMGtuned]

Never mind, I found it.

https://www.bobcat.com/na/en/attachments/disc-mulcher

Buddy has a "forestry mulcher" he calls it. Goes on the front of his skid steer (big ass track loader), will eat up to a 4" tree. Just tip up, then drop down and drive forward. Does a fantastic job.

 

[The D]

Every single buddy of mine has heavily regretted it.
YMMV

Why? How much were they using?

 

[BurtG]

 

[diggler1833]

Why? How much were they using?

We always had a couple kids sneak some shit on every deployment overseas. Sometimes they just got bad back acne. Sometimes it started to shrink their nads.

In 2010 about 8-10 kids in the MEU platoon got the same shit in Spain. By the time they got back to the states, each one had grown bitch tits. It was kind of hilarious, and I didn't even have to give them the 'told ya so' speech.

No point in cheating. There's always some side effect to screwing with your hormones. HGH will cause everything to grow, dudes will have their feet, noses, I think everything except their dicks grow. But that screws with your organs that you'll need for a long life.

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Ramius]

 

[22Hshots]

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I'm seeing alot of coast guard regulations being ignored here..... if only we knew someone on this thread that was up on that sort of thing and could render the proper disciplinary action. Perhaps a lengthy confinement in a dubba wide and some hard labor?

 

[BurtG]

 

[Shifty_One]

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[Shifty_One]

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[Shifty_One]

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[Shifty_One]

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[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

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Needs a big shop

 

[akmike47]

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[168BTHPM]

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No better proof you are a real Marine than this reaction.

 

[Dirty D]

Ever notice that you always hear women bitching about sex with men, but you never hear gay dudes doing it? Obviously women are the problem not dudes.

Name one time you’ve heard anyone on this list bitch about their sexual relations with men.
@168BTHPM
@Dirty D
@diggler1833
@Barney88PDC
@1J04
@lash
@143lrsd
@Bandit320
@Zap_Rowsdower
@22Hshots

Nope, you have never complained that it hurt.

 

[Dirty D]

I see you conveniently left yourself out in your attempt to project on the others...

Wasn't it just the other day you were bitching about how your life partner's dick tasted like shit?

All 14 of his life partners from the Flying J

 

[91Eunozs]

No better proof you are a real Marine than this reaction.
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That one needed a puke emoji…. Seriously dude, WTF?

Rules:

 

[101st]

That must be a “Hell of a boat!!”

It' a Boston Whaler.

 

[168BTHPM]

This is how @akmike47 acts at the Flying J on two for one night.

 

[BG94591]