Joke's on the commies. The last song they're gonna hear is Fortunate Son by CCR if I'm drunk, or...if I'm sober (they're in real deep shit) Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, and I'm hundreds of yards away flipping switches on my remote fireworks system from Temu, and it's not July 4th.
Don't forget to activate the underground sprinkler system loaded with gasoline ahead of time.