Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

I ain't starin' at nuthin' !

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Same face you make when you drop the soap

 

[fx77]

Is testosteronish a word?

It is NOW

 

[The D]

I go to the AVN award ceremony every year just so see which Hide members win something. You are in luck, next year they are starting the "Lifetime Pegged" award. You are a shoe in.

I hear next year @Barneybdb @Threadcutter308 @akmike47 and @The D are staring in "The Bath House Boys".

Do the AVN’s have a cuck chair for you just like when you were on our set? At least we got some shit done and made some money

 

[The D]

Is testosteronish a word?

There’s nothing testosterone-ish about her. She is mostly male androgenic hormones. And giant fake tiddies

 

[Threadcutter308]

Same face you make when you drop the soap

 

[akmike47]

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[cas6969]

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Ah, the contradiction that is the blonde Asian chick.

They always look ridiculous.
Yet they usually look pretty hot.

 

[tomcatmv]

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This reminds me of an Okie down hander that showed up on a pipeline job I was running many years ago. He was driving a blue Corvette chopped into a pick-up with a Lincoln welding machine in the back.

 

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[168BTHPM]

Do the AVN’s have a cuck chair for you just like when you were on our set? At least we got some shit done and made some money

My chair would say "director" on your set. Why do you think @Barneybdb and @Threadcutter308 chairs say "pitcher", your chair says "catcher" and @akmike47 's chair says "felcher"? I do want to congratulate you for getting runner up award for catching in the most anal scenes in a year last year. Maybe @akmike47 will ease up a little this year and let you Astroglide into first place. You are right though, you guys make the big bucks.

 

[ColbyLang]

Holy shit it’s a fat Michael Jackson

 

[akmike47]

My chair would say "director" on your set. Why do you think @Barneybdb and @Threadcutter308 chairs say "pitcher", your chair says "catcher" and @akmike47 's chair says "felcher"? I do want to congratulate you for getting runner up award for catching in the most anal scenes in a year last year. Maybe @akmike47 will ease up a little this year and let you Astroglide into first place. You are right though, you guys make the big bucks.

Trying too hard now

 

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[168BTHPM]

Trying too hard now

Relax and it won't hurt as bad.

 

[168BTHPM]

Lake Tahoe is nice this time of year.

 

[TACC]

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Does the guy on the left look like Michael Jackson who was reincarnated and then gained 150 pounds?

 

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[mtrmn]

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You left out 8 tracks. And a lot of stuff now that I think about it.... so-<0

 

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[101st]

Okay you made your point.

 

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[Halfnutz]

Holy shit it’s a fat Michael Jackson

He's been living in Argentina since his "death".

 

[91Eunozs]

I knew I’d seen that somewhere! Please know that it was for a good cause my man.

May I kindly offer this upgrade as recompense:

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Yeah, yeah… quoting my own post. @JerkyFreak may I offer this one as a suitable substitute for your avatar as well:

 

[91Eunozs]

Edit: Speaking of LMFAO, just noticed that “rifle” at the bottom right

LoL

 

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[akmike47]

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I’ll take the one with the FN…