Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[ironpony52]

This is why I don't do potlucks, food at work, food gifts, family holiday food, etc. I'm 100% sure the health department has never visited your home!

Now, I do some work in food manufacturing facilities and I'm no oblivious to some of the nasty shit I see. Picking food off the floor, when I drop it doesn't bother me. Something about your dog/cat licking their butthole and then licking your hands, and then your hands all over your food, are thoughts I can't handle. It also didn't help having a vengeful ex-wife who prepared food in a particular way for the people she hated at her job.

I only eat food prepared by certain people or those regulated by the health department! NEVER by old people with pets!

Several years back a church in town had a pot luck dinner, apparently one of the older ladies made something and several people became sick and a few actually died.

 

[ironpony52]

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Chocolate syrup and Reddi Whip I am in.....................

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[JerkyFreak]

Mondays, right?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[143lrsd]

@Dirty D I didn't know you lived in Texas.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Chocolate syrup and Reddi Whip I am in.....................

Redi whip in the front, chocolate syrup in the back?

 

[260shooter]

Redi whip in the front, chocolate syrup in the back?

EXACTLY!!

 

[MO Fugga]

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R u fucking kidding me?

 

[Mike Casselton]

R u fucking kidding me?

Nope. He's not. The answer isn't 6.
Just like he said...

 

[Old Man with Gun]

 

[lash]

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R, for Race...

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[mrdrar]

@Dirty D I didn't know you lived in Texas.

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Not much of a disguise.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[502Chevelle]

That’s gonna cost a dollar or two.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[ramblr72]

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[akmike47]

 

[Hairball]

Sofie is an idiot…

 

[MrSmith]

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In case of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[akmike47]

Sofie is an idiot…

So is anyone who thinks they need a pope

 

[akmike47]

 

[hankpac]

In case of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.

Thank you,
MrSmith

There’s a reason these are called “Doctor Killers”

 

[MO Fugga]

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I hear they updated to a buttplug.

 

[MO Fugga]

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Goddammit.

 

[S197]

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Reverse is not straight down either.

 

[doubloon]

Reverse is not straight down either.

Probably depends on the car/transmission.

One I recall having it was off to the left and up, parallel more or less with first.

ETA:

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

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Just another CIA drug smuggler?

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

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F that commie pope!!!
Good riddance

 

[akmike47]

 

[MO Fugga]

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No such thing as no-no hole.

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

No such thing as no-no hole.

I’m sure that’s what you tell all the tops on Grindr

 

[BG94591]

 

[The M]

Probably depends on the car/transmission.

One I recall having it was off to the left and up, parallel more or less with first.

80s BMWs are like that.

 

[Dirty D]

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Everything reminds me of your mom