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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I think my facts are straight, I said the number of Americans killed by Lincoln is greater than the number of Americans killed by Hitler and Bin Laden combined.
If I am wrong than I was unaware the millions of Jews killed by hitler in Europe were Americans.
Knock that shit off, this is a motivational thread. Take your "who killed more people" convo to PM or start your own fucking thread on "who killed more people". I don't care what you do, just don't do it here and don't shit on this thread anymore.
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lol.
I'm on the road 10-12 hours a day......I never get to see anything like this. Bummer.
TUCKER301, congrats are in order for the hansome young man. My best friend/brother in law (who incidentally married one of my Marines) is going through just that right now. Their second, first boy, Jackson, was born October 11, 3 month early, 2 lb 7 oz and 13" 3/4.
Look at all that money they have to throw around since they are living in what looks like government owned apartments.
Damn it's dusty in here...aw hell i'll just say it brought me to tears. Makes me realize what my parents went through for me. Guess i never researched or looked into premature young. Sometimes i forget how lucky i am, if not for a blood transfusion and some help with lung development i wouldn't be here. Inspiring indeed Tuck
I managed construction of two NICU's and I can tell you that transfering these little ones gave me the biggest pucker factor of any construction project I've ever done. I worked with the teams of docs, PA's and nurses for two weeks scheduling each patient transfer using two teams in rotation on third shift. During the moves I met a lot of the parents and got a lot of complements on how well we did. These aren't just little adults, every piece of equipment and medical devices are designed especially for this application. If you ever meet a NICU nurse or doc they are a special breed of medical professional.
+100
A year ago tomorrow my grandson was born and immediately airlifted to a NICU. Everything is specialized, and when I saw him with everything stuck in, taped on etc... It scared the living hell out of me. I'm so thankful for those who support NICU's.
C1
#6223 is hilarious! I found another funny one but not THAT good.
Little Girl Mattress Bounce Fail - YouTube
Little Girl Mattress Bounce Fail - YouTube
And to imagine…there are mothers who abort their babies this far along. Life wants so much to live if given the chance.
If you are in fear of your life. If there were a group of big 5-6 kids, of any color, who made me feel that threatened,...better to be judged by 12 and all...
Here, if you feel that your life is immediately threatened, yeah you can.
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Yeah, but its still $1 bills
If you look behind the second dollar you can clearly see another dollar. that makes it $18.00. Clearly Gansta.
My man be cryin.....
PSA ( Public Service Announcement):
Apparently, some of you mother fuckers don't GET that this is a motivational thread. UN Fuck yourselves and go back to the beginning of the thread and look at some of the pictures ( beautiful specimens of the female species) , watch some of the funny videos and GET A FUCKING clue. STOP posting all the other nonsense. If you want to talk about that shit or if you cannot stop yourself from replying to someone else's comments, send them a FUCKING PM and have your dick debate in private or start a whole new thread. Do us all a favor and STOP shitting in this thread with your non topical BULLSHIT.
Apparently, some of you mother fuckers don't GET that this is a motivational thread. UN Fuck yourselves and go back to the beginning of the thread and look at some of the pictures ( beautiful specimens of the female species) , watch some of the funny videos and GET A FUCKING clue. STOP posting all the other nonsense. If you want to talk about that shit or if you cannot stop yourself from replying to someone else's comments, send them a FUCKING PM and have your dick debate in private or start a whole new thread. Do us all a favor and STOP shitting in this thread with your non topical BULLSHIT.
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This is pretty dang funny:
AWOL Private Returns After Seven Years With Box Of Grid Squares
FORT BRAGG, NC - Army Private Steven Gerner disappeared seven years ago, officially listed as AWOL. His family, friends and Army buddies all assumed he’d had an accident or lost his nerve and no one ever expected to see him again. He returned yesterday, only to find himself arrested by Military Police. What happened in between is a tale too implausible to be disbelieved.
PVT Gerner joined the Army in 2004 out of Sangre de Cristo, AZ. He reached his first assignment, to the infantry, in 2005, eager to please and wanting to belong.
“Well, it was my first day, and I guess I was pretty nervous and not really sure of what to do,” said PVT Gerner. “Before I had even reported in to the First Sergeant, a Sergeant and two Specialists walked up to me. Of course, I did what I was trained to do, and immediately snapped to the position of parade rest and gave them all the greeting of the day.”
He continued, “After that, they started laughing and talking among themselves about ‘this gay-ass slick-sleeve saying good morning,’ whoever that was. Before I knew it, the Sergeant was in my face and told me to find a box of grid squares. I tried to explain I didn’t know where to find that! Hell, I didn’t even know where the unit supply office was, but he didn’t relent.”
Soldiers new to units often become the subject to pranks that are as old as the Army itself. Often, these pranks involve seasoned soldiers sending the new Private on a quest for objects that don’t exist. Chem light batteries, exhaust samples, frequency grease, and muzzle blast have been sought after by well-intended, yet unaware, junior soldiers.
Former SGT Zachary Willburn, who sent PVT Gerner to find the box of grid squares, took a break from “smoking flavored tobacco” to speak with The Duffel Blog by phone from his home in Boulder, CO.
“Yeah, Gerner. That guy went AWOL his first day after I told him to get some grid squares. I’ve never seen someone take off so fast. Me and the other guys had a pretty big laugh, but, uh, we kinda expected him to come back a few minutes later. I never saw him again after that,” said Willburn. “After a few days, they officially marked him as AWOL. We all though he deserted because we were heading to Iraq in a month.”
PVT Gerner claims to have found the elusive box of grid squares in a remote region in the Himalayan Mountains. “At first, I spent about a year traveling across the United States, Canada, and then South America. After I couldn’t find it in Colombia, I almost gave up hope–you can find anything in Colombia. That’s when I caught a flight to the Middle East. I figured, it’s the cradle of civilization; if this exists, it has to be there.”
When asked how he was able to afford the airline tickets, PVT Gerner explained, “Apparently when they marked me AWOL they never stopped my pay, so I just used what I had at the time to move around. I also got tax free pay and combat pay while my unit was in Iraq for 18 months. I filled out travel vouchers through the Defense Travel System over the course of the last seven years, but I still haven’t seen any of that money.”
While he ultimately found the mystical box, PVT Gerner relates some dark times during his journey. “Once, I was making my way across Iraq and ran into a pretty crazy firefight. The other soldiers were screaming at me, telling me to ‘get inside the wire,’ whatever that means, but I told them I had to go find a box of grid-squares or my Sergeant was going to kill me. They all started laughing until some stuff started falling out of the sky and blowing up, I think they might have been the air-launched improvised explosive devices that I heard about at Basic Training.”
Gerner’s quest had a happy ending, after one final twist.
The official report released from PVT Gerner’s unit states that he returned to his unit Friday morning with an odd-shaped box, after being marked AWOL seven years ago to the day. The current company commander, Captain Gregory Schwarz, was stunned.
“Private Gerner was arrested for desertion, but the interviewing JAG officer released him as soon as he heard his story. He won’t be receiving Non-Judicial Punishment, or a Court-martial for being AWOL, as it has been found he was simply following orders. Truthfully, he was officially separated from the Army after his six year contract was up.”
CPT Schwarz elaborated, “In light of his actions, a review board has found in his favor and will be upgrading his Dishonorable Discharge to an Honorable Discharge. He has also been awarded the Iraq campaign medal with two stars, the Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary medal, and the Afghanistan Campaign medal with one star, as we found in our investigation he traveled through all of these areas while looking for this box.”
“PVT Gerner was also awarded four Army Commendation Medals due to his unit being deployed four times during his 7 year journey,” he added.
PVT Gerner’s mother was ecstatic at the news of her son’s return. “I’m so proud of my baby boy. We were so worried while he was gone. I guess I’ve always kind of known my son was destined for great things, ever since that large black recruiter with the sunglasses on told me when he was just a child, ‘he’s the One.’ I didn’t know what he meant at the time, but now it’s all so clear.”
His recruiter, SFC Stokes, recounted of his meeting with the then 18 year old shortly before he signed his papers, sealing his fate. “He asked me about Iraq. I said, ‘unfortunately, no one can be told what Iraq is. You have to see it for yourself.’”
Even though his journey was harrowing at times, PVT Gerner expresses nothing but fond memories of his time in the Army, especially when he searched in Tahiti for three years.
Original link: AWOL Private Returns After 7 Years With Box Of Grid Squares
Cheers,
Sirhr
AWOL Private Returns After Seven Years With Box Of Grid Squares
FORT BRAGG, NC - Army Private Steven Gerner disappeared seven years ago, officially listed as AWOL. His family, friends and Army buddies all assumed he’d had an accident or lost his nerve and no one ever expected to see him again. He returned yesterday, only to find himself arrested by Military Police. What happened in between is a tale too implausible to be disbelieved.
PVT Gerner joined the Army in 2004 out of Sangre de Cristo, AZ. He reached his first assignment, to the infantry, in 2005, eager to please and wanting to belong.
“Well, it was my first day, and I guess I was pretty nervous and not really sure of what to do,” said PVT Gerner. “Before I had even reported in to the First Sergeant, a Sergeant and two Specialists walked up to me. Of course, I did what I was trained to do, and immediately snapped to the position of parade rest and gave them all the greeting of the day.”
He continued, “After that, they started laughing and talking among themselves about ‘this gay-ass slick-sleeve saying good morning,’ whoever that was. Before I knew it, the Sergeant was in my face and told me to find a box of grid squares. I tried to explain I didn’t know where to find that! Hell, I didn’t even know where the unit supply office was, but he didn’t relent.”
Soldiers new to units often become the subject to pranks that are as old as the Army itself. Often, these pranks involve seasoned soldiers sending the new Private on a quest for objects that don’t exist. Chem light batteries, exhaust samples, frequency grease, and muzzle blast have been sought after by well-intended, yet unaware, junior soldiers.
Former SGT Zachary Willburn, who sent PVT Gerner to find the box of grid squares, took a break from “smoking flavored tobacco” to speak with The Duffel Blog by phone from his home in Boulder, CO.
“Yeah, Gerner. That guy went AWOL his first day after I told him to get some grid squares. I’ve never seen someone take off so fast. Me and the other guys had a pretty big laugh, but, uh, we kinda expected him to come back a few minutes later. I never saw him again after that,” said Willburn. “After a few days, they officially marked him as AWOL. We all though he deserted because we were heading to Iraq in a month.”
PVT Gerner claims to have found the elusive box of grid squares in a remote region in the Himalayan Mountains. “At first, I spent about a year traveling across the United States, Canada, and then South America. After I couldn’t find it in Colombia, I almost gave up hope–you can find anything in Colombia. That’s when I caught a flight to the Middle East. I figured, it’s the cradle of civilization; if this exists, it has to be there.”
When asked how he was able to afford the airline tickets, PVT Gerner explained, “Apparently when they marked me AWOL they never stopped my pay, so I just used what I had at the time to move around. I also got tax free pay and combat pay while my unit was in Iraq for 18 months. I filled out travel vouchers through the Defense Travel System over the course of the last seven years, but I still haven’t seen any of that money.”
While he ultimately found the mystical box, PVT Gerner relates some dark times during his journey. “Once, I was making my way across Iraq and ran into a pretty crazy firefight. The other soldiers were screaming at me, telling me to ‘get inside the wire,’ whatever that means, but I told them I had to go find a box of grid-squares or my Sergeant was going to kill me. They all started laughing until some stuff started falling out of the sky and blowing up, I think they might have been the air-launched improvised explosive devices that I heard about at Basic Training.”
Gerner’s quest had a happy ending, after one final twist.
The official report released from PVT Gerner’s unit states that he returned to his unit Friday morning with an odd-shaped box, after being marked AWOL seven years ago to the day. The current company commander, Captain Gregory Schwarz, was stunned.
“Private Gerner was arrested for desertion, but the interviewing JAG officer released him as soon as he heard his story. He won’t be receiving Non-Judicial Punishment, or a Court-martial for being AWOL, as it has been found he was simply following orders. Truthfully, he was officially separated from the Army after his six year contract was up.”
CPT Schwarz elaborated, “In light of his actions, a review board has found in his favor and will be upgrading his Dishonorable Discharge to an Honorable Discharge. He has also been awarded the Iraq campaign medal with two stars, the Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary medal, and the Afghanistan Campaign medal with one star, as we found in our investigation he traveled through all of these areas while looking for this box.”
“PVT Gerner was also awarded four Army Commendation Medals due to his unit being deployed four times during his 7 year journey,” he added.
PVT Gerner’s mother was ecstatic at the news of her son’s return. “I’m so proud of my baby boy. We were so worried while he was gone. I guess I’ve always kind of known my son was destined for great things, ever since that large black recruiter with the sunglasses on told me when he was just a child, ‘he’s the One.’ I didn’t know what he meant at the time, but now it’s all so clear.”
His recruiter, SFC Stokes, recounted of his meeting with the then 18 year old shortly before he signed his papers, sealing his fate. “He asked me about Iraq. I said, ‘unfortunately, no one can be told what Iraq is. You have to see it for yourself.’”
Even though his journey was harrowing at times, PVT Gerner expresses nothing but fond memories of his time in the Army, especially when he searched in Tahiti for three years.
Original link: AWOL Private Returns After 7 Years With Box Of Grid Squares
Cheers,
Sirhr
PZT, noting the year of your membership and that of mine I feel just a little entitled to post whenever I see fit to. Feel free to skip over any posts of mine that you don't think belong in a particular forum.
Dang I'm grumpy this morning.........
Dang I'm grumpy this morning.........
I kinda like PZTs post with the girls better than all the talk about whether you can cap some douche for punching you. Now if someone has photos or a movie of some douche getting capped for punching someone that would be motivational.
Maybe this is some elaborate way to turn this into the long banned second amendment thread so we can talk about FEMA camps and Obamas Third Reich connections? That's cool! I'll set back and watch!
Maybe this is some elaborate way to turn this into the long banned second amendment thread so we can talk about FEMA camps and Obamas Third Reich connections? That's cool! I'll set back and watch!
So if I understand your logic, you think that since you have been a member longer that you are entitled to do what ever you want?
If anything, having been a member longer, you have no excuse for failing to be able to follow instructions and make topical posts in the appropriate forums. A noob would have an excuse for off topic posting/hijacking a thread, although its pretty much universal Internet forum etiquette that one doesn't post off topic subjects in an established thread. This thread has clearly defined topics and the people that choose to read this thread come here specifically to see posts on those topics and not have to wade through shit they don't want to see thats blatantly off topic. So if your posts don't fall into the topics of this thread, it is YOU who should feel free to post them somewhere else, like the appropriate forum and thread where they belong, it's common courtesy.
And to stay in form with the topic(s) of this thread, here is my contribution.
Damm Papa Zero Three! It looks like you got your point across!! Or should I say..Both of them!!!
