I was working in a machine shop in San Leandro CA when one of the forklift drivers was running through the fab shop way too fast with his boom all the way up. He took one of those huge gas heaters off the ceiling, completely split a 1" gas pipe in half right above the spinning lathe. It made a really loud hissing sound followed immediately by the sound of 25 or 30 fat old machinists running for the closest exit. The only time I saw those guys run faster was when the boss announced free pizza in the lunch room. I still don't know why that place didn't blow up.
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I was working in a machine shop in San Leandro CA when one of the forklift drivers was running through the fab shop way too fast with his boom all the way up. He took one of those huge gas heaters off the ceiling, completely split a 1" gas pipe in half right above the spinning lathe. It made a really loud hissing sound followed immediately by the sound of 25 or 30 fat old machinists running for the closest exit. The only time I saw those guys run faster was when the boss announced free pizza in the lunch room. I still don't know why that place didn't blow up.
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Tucker,
pull up some pics of Sean Yates. Wow, veins everywhere.
He has twin sons that ride also. Adam and Simon.
Simon is in the top 10 of this year's Tour, and wears the best young rider jersey.
pull up some pics of Sean Yates. Wow, veins everywhere.
He has twin sons that ride also. Adam and Simon.
Simon is in the top 10 of this year's Tour, and wears the best young rider jersey.
The numbers are astounding.
Dr Bradley Launikonis from the University of Queensland's School of Biomedical Science told ABC(link is external) that elite cyclists will experience significantly higher blood flow to their legs compared to the average person.
“The amount of blood that we get normally going down to our legs is five litres per minute, for anyone at rest. For an untrained athlete, their maximum exercise will have 20 litres per minute flowing through the muscles.
“One of these elite cyclists will have double that, about 40 litres per minute. They have massive volumes of blood moving through.”
But surely the effort is over and blood flow will therefore return to normal? Not so, according to Launikonis.
"After he's finished exercising, the veins are showing up. Blood flow is pressurised through the arteries in a highly regulated fashion.
"What we're seeing are the veins, and there's a lot less pressure in them. There's a high level of blood being pushed into his legs for long periods of time, and it's still in there post-exercise.
"It's not going to happen to someone who's doing recreational exercise. It's clearly something that's only going to happen in elite athletes, like these guys riding in massive cycling events."
Dr Bradley Launikonis from the University of Queensland's School of Biomedical Science told ABC(link is external) that elite cyclists will experience significantly higher blood flow to their legs compared to the average person.
“The amount of blood that we get normally going down to our legs is five litres per minute, for anyone at rest. For an untrained athlete, their maximum exercise will have 20 litres per minute flowing through the muscles.
“One of these elite cyclists will have double that, about 40 litres per minute. They have massive volumes of blood moving through.”
But surely the effort is over and blood flow will therefore return to normal? Not so, according to Launikonis.
"After he's finished exercising, the veins are showing up. Blood flow is pressurised through the arteries in a highly regulated fashion.
"What we're seeing are the veins, and there's a lot less pressure in them. There's a high level of blood being pushed into his legs for long periods of time, and it's still in there post-exercise.
"It's not going to happen to someone who's doing recreational exercise. It's clearly something that's only going to happen in elite athletes, like these guys riding in massive cycling events."
These guys.
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LOL! You know what they say...
"Women come in two types..those that spit, and those that swallow..."
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So, tell me, just how low do you have to go to get your nose wedged in that deeply? Some twisted UK variant of prone?
Bwa, ha, ha! Din't mean to hurt yer lil' feelins, dude.
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