Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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A 10 tear old girl asks her mom; “Mommy, how was I born? "
The mom smiled and replied:

“Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.
Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.
After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few months
it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that
we had sex without a condom! “


Gets you all choked up...
 
I went back to post #1 and read the new rule. Started scrolling and found out I didn't remember any of the older post at all. It was like looking at new ones.

1176 pages ..... Hmmm ...... This is gonna be like a week of my life I'll never get back.

Thanks a lot,
MrSmith

i started a 600 (just picked a random #) then started going backwards yesterday . Lotta fun
 
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This guy may have achieved peak dorkdom, but showing up to work with this thing and strafing the entire Accounting department would be f'n hilarious.


" . . . theatrical Nerfing . . . "

Who knew there was such a thing?
 
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This guy may have achieved peak dorkdom, but showing up to work with this thing and strafing the entire Accounting department would be f'n hilarious.


I love how it says “destroys nieces and nephews”...because you know that guy’s never getting laid lol
 
This guy may have achieved peak dorkdom, but showing up to work with this thing and strafing the entire Accounting department would be f'n hilarious.



They should try to make it shoot little rolled up pink slips. When you have to fire somebody and get the point across to everyone else about just how seriously they fucked up. Such as eating someone else's lunch from the breakroom fridge...