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Things do try to kill you in Australia......
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'I heard screaming': Dad's terror as giant snake bites son, 4, 'and drags him into bush'
After a day in the pool of their new Airlie Beach home, the sight which confronted Evan Thompson is any parent's worst nightmare.
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A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one right here.”
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, “Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?”
“That's simple she said, by the nail that's over its stall,” she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail for?”
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it's to hang your pants on.”
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one right here.”
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, “Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?”
“That's simple she said, by the nail that's over its stall,” she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail for?”
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it's to hang your pants on.”
I recently had a patient who’s Body Mass Index (BMI) was the same as my weight in Kg! (I weigh 68kg) Have seen as high as 76.
Normal BMI is 18-25 or so.
Does not take into account folks with significant muscle mass, so some are elevated on fit folks.
Coulda had Ninja Eatitall for a snack I bet.
Shankster woulda been in heaven to meet her.
Normal BMI is 18-25 or so.
Does not take into account folks with significant muscle mass, so some are elevated on fit folks.
Coulda had Ninja Eatitall for a snack I bet.
Shankster woulda been in heaven to meet her.
Man that is a nice sunset...
I try to get my girl to do this. Absolutely refuses to, and every time the car moves around a bit, it’s an emergency and time to park it. Ugh...
That is the best way to learn how to get into and more importantly get out of a slide i think every newand experienced driver should do that every winter a couple of times
Huh. This just reminded me. There are a couple of things I miss about my Ex.
Meh just find another one. There’s plenty out there
Lucky for me I did. And she is best best Italian cook in America.
I visited their shop in Vegas after a shot show years ago
lots of cnc machines - lots of cool guns and .460 Rowland pistols
Jump to 6:28 and watch what happens. This guy is crazy and we can never be friends. 
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We had to do 'skid school' to graduate with a drivers license. 'Had to' is a relative term. It was a blast!
Cheers,
Sirhr
I loved the skid pan in the academy until the abs went out on the crown vic I was driving and over the side I went. Ended up rolling the car and came to rest on the roof.
My default gun when Grizzlies are in the area.
Yeah... academy/Hi performance/offensive driving school was fun, too!
The best part is that those of us who grew up driving plow trucks... could run the course in reverse faster than any instructor! The farm kids ruled that school!
Cheers,
Sirhr
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Holy fuck , I did not thing S.Park could step over the line any farther than Fuck China, and getting banned and scrubbed off china internet . and roasting Amazon and Bezos as Talosian trek alien . But WTF ? Santa and Jesus snorting Coke together .
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That thing flew over my house on it’s very first operational flight, it was making a refueling stop on its way back to Cape Canaveral from Edwards AFB.
Her name is Karen and she lives in Tulsa
All of Y’all over 5’1 2/3” can kiss my Yoda green ass!
